butta picks, week 5

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W3), MM (W2)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
SCHERF BOWL XII
ND40 (3-1) -14 vs FLC (1-2)
LAST MEETING: FLC 140, ND40 115
2008 SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

2006-XVI- FLC 146, ND40 97
XVII-FLC 172, ND40 120

2007-XVIII- FLC 134, ND40 120
XIX- FLC 167, ND40 121

2008- XX- ND40 133, FLC 117
XXI- FLC 140, ND40 115

FLC HAS WON 3 SCHERF CUPS IN A ROW AND 5 OUT OF 6 SCHERF BOWLS.

ND40 vs FLC. Serena vs Kanye. What a matchup folks. ND40 Team Consultant Serena has been waiting for this for a long time. FLC Team Consultant and Hypeman Kanye has been relatively quiet about the battle until yesterday. “Serena is a gold digger. She aint lookin for no broke honkey’s. Get down girl, go head get down. She wants ND40s lavish life style and his classical music collection. She found out all the cd’s were alphabetized, she was like…Im getting me some pasty whitey action.” ND40 Serena came back, “I will shove these balls right down his throat, while pointing to a poster of ND40’s midsection”. FLC faces a AP PCS 1 ND40. Lots of pressure in N-ville right now. The ‘Ville mayor has declared this FLC/Kanye Diversity week. Except for RED OAK, North Texas has been celebrating the AP PCS ranking of ND40. Folks, ND40 is a freight train right now. Winners of 3 in a row. ND40 PIMPLES is a rock star. Hes playing as good as we’ve ever seen. ND40 Witten will have a big game. ND40 RB MJD hasn’t even been at his best. ND40 WR San Antonio will be big. You know where Im going. FLC has a lot stacked up against them. FLC RB Westy is back and if the upset is going to occur, FLC RB WESTY, FLC QB ROMO and TE CELEK must be on fire. Its an uphill climb for FLC this week in the granddaddy game of them all. ND40 runs away this one. Kanye is fired up for this one.



KC BEES (2-2) -2 vs MONTREAL (3-1)
LAST MEETING: KC 122, MM 121
2008 SERIES: KC 2-1

Folks, this is going be a classic game. Last year, it was a one-point game in the SB PLAYOFFS. This week we predict a heartbreaker for the loser. We predict a combined 300 plus point game. Big points in this one. MM is still unloved and underestimated. They keep winning. They are the lunch lady who cooks the incredible grilled cheese when you were in high school. You could eat 5 of those things but you never think about who cooked them. Who buttered the bread. Who grilled that bread to perfect crispiness? IT’S THE LUNCH LADY, MAN. On the other side, the SOFTWARE and KC are getting along,….although KC cant stand the sunglasses the software has been sporting….lime green, big frames. The guy thinks hes Elton Freaking John. You look at this matchup and we see points everywhere. Big matchup here is KC RB Ronnie vs MM RB Ray Ray. Whoever gets the edge wins the game. Folks, KC by 2 and another heartbreaker for MM.




BUTTA (2-2) -5 vs JOE (2-2)
LAST MEETING: JOE 103, BUTTA 51
LAST SEASON SERIES: JOE 2-0

Last years matchup featured the 51 point game from Butta. A new low for the BUTTAFUCO franchise. JOE LOUIS has been real quiet because they know everyone is gunning for them. Butta has a lot of talent on bye. So does JOE but Butta has done a better job of covering the holes. BUTTA BY 5




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
ROSS (1-3) -1 vs TLIC (1-3)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 128, TLIC 109
LAST SEASON SERIES: ROSS 2-1

Just what in the “wide world of sports” is going on here? ROSS is spiraling out of control after the week 1 victory. TLIC could be coming out of it. THE GUT is having much fun watching TLIC decorate the basement. Now, ROSS is in the GUT game for two weeks straight and that aint good. Red Oak had such high hopes for this year. Its only week 4, so both team have time to get there act together. Folks, the loser gets the basement all to themselves. A huge game for teams. The GUT is looking at this weeks lineups and feels gassy. ROSS RBs have been underachieving horribly. This week they finally breakout and beat TLIC in a low scoring GUT slugfest. This will be a real ugly game but one of these teams will GUT it out like OPRAH trying to eat that last funnel cake at the Illinois State Fair. ROSS, YES, ROSS BY ONE. Remember it’s the GUT picking…..not the braintrust at BUTTAPICKS.COM