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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES(L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES -3 (3-4) vs BUTTA (4-3
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 112, KC 98

BUTTA won a horrible week one game. It was played in the mud in KC. This time around both teams are contending for a SB playoff spot. Both teams are on two different streaks. Two wins in a row for BUTTA. Two losses in a row for the SOFTWARE….and boy is the SOFTWARE getting crazy. Calling out KC, getting drunk, not having breakfast at Denny’s with KC…..its the usual behavior of the Software during a losing streak. BUTTA wouldn’t mind hiring a Serena of his own. He’d be getting some crazy love right now. This will be another grinding it out game. The WRs have become the strong point of both teams. If KC WR AJ is healthy KC gets the edge. BUTTA QB Aaron must have a big game. This one will be close but KC TE Dallas will be the difference. If KC loses THE SOFTWARE will be calling Andre Agassi for a little purchase of crystal meth.




JOE LOUIS (4-3) -1 vs FLC (3-4)
LAST MEETING: JOE 175, FLC 130

This is a monster game for FLC. Getting back to .500 would be huge after flirting with the TLIC basement a couple of weeks ago. JOE LOUIS could be getting just a little desperate. FLC and Kanye have been having a great week. Rolling in the minivan in N-ville and steak dinners with the Ville Mayor. We love that guy. JOE LOU QB Brees vs FLC QB Romo should produce lots of points. JL WR TO is back in action but we are not expecting much. The RBs will decide this one JL RB Marion and RB S-Jax vs FLC RB Darrren “FLC stole from TLIC” Sproles and RB Addai. In the end we give the slight edge to JOE LOUIS but this will be a high scoring affair. A whole lot of players going on MNF.



ND40 (5-2) -16 vs ROSS (3-4)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 165, ND40 139

THE BATTLE OF TEXAS is always a great matchup. In week 1, ROSS punked the present AP PCS #1 ND40. ROSS has come alive. Last weeks loss still hasn’t dampened the spirits of RED OAK. They have won 2 out of 3 and a win here puts them at .500. ND40 and Serena went to Mexico this week for a couple of days of snorkeling, parasailing and mad sex. What Dayna doesn’t know, wont hurt her but she is getting suspicious. ROSS has been hit by the Brady bye. Wrong time for that. Also, ROSS has WR Crabtree ready to go, The lineup is looking iffy but the RBs are strong as is TE Gonzo. #1 ND40 is looking ridiculously strong this week. ND40 RB Gore is back. ND40 QB Pimples is ready. ND40 RB MJD is geared up for ROSS. The pick of the week is ND40.






GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MM (4-3) -2 vs TLIC (2-5)
LAST MEETING: MM 118, TLIC 90

The GUT has been eating a lot of Campbell’s Chunky Soup. Its cheap, it has a lot of sodium and it fills you up. The GUT feels like Ladainian Tomlinson. TLIC must win this game. Its not really a must win yet but they really need to win. MM RBs T-Jones and Chris Johnson will be tough to stop. TLIC brings RB LT and Slaton to the table and we think they finally to do something big. The GUT looks at this game and sees a possible upset. The TLIC lineup looks strong but will they follow through. The GUT says no bit it will be mighty close. If TLIC loses and goes to 2-6 they must win out to have any shot at SB playoff love.

AP PCS RANKINGS, WEEK 8

AP#1 ND40: They are back on top after a huge victory over The Software. Serena is back on top as well. Its safe to say ND40 may not be able to get it up until week 8. That said, ND40 is AP1 and were headed to November here. Something special is brewing in North Texas.

AP#2 BUTTAFUOCO: Their highest regular season ranking in quite a while. Butta wants to hit the bars with The Software but KC will not allow it.

AP#3 MONTREAL: MM loses the AP1 ranking for now. The leagues most disrespected team is looking to hire a consultant such as a Serena or Kanye but the dont want to pay another high dolla salary.

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: They barely escape an upstart ROSS bunch. Big win for them.

AP#5 KC BEES: The Software and KC at odds again. Always after 2 losses in a row, The Software gets real mouthy, gets drunk and starts talking of ripping ownership way from KC. The Software reportedly called KC a dummy. "Im the ventriloquist and hes the dummy." This is such a Mike Tyson/Robin Givens relationship. Stay tuned. Im sure a big win next week and all will be well.

AP#6 FLC: TMZ.COM is reporting that Kayne left bodily fluids all over the TLIC basement after being still bitter over TLIC throwing his keys at him. FLC with their biggest win of the year.

AP#7 ROSS: A great effort for ROSS who is still in the thick of a great SB playoff race. Red Oak fans are as faithful and hopeful as ever. No brown bags. Just beards.

AP#8 TLIC: Just when he leaves, they bring him back in. 'They' is referring to one Matt Cassells. TLIC is back in the basement recliner. Unfortunatly, the Merry Maids had to come out to clean and one of them was a big Kanye fan. A bad week for TLIC

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WHO’S HOT: ROSS (W2)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-3) -8 vs ND40 (4-2)
LAST MEETING: KC BEES 156, ND40 85
2008 SERIES:KC 2-0

This is the game of the week. KC is the league’s second highest scoring team, but needs a win to avoid moving to a losing record after last week’s lucky come from behind victory by the Red Oak Sea Snakes (no offense, Ross). ND40 is third in scoring in the league, and sits atop the league standings at 4-2 with Montreal. ND has a big QB advantage with Manning against the hapless Rams. KC’s WR corps of Fitzy and Johnson will be trouble for ND, who doesn’t field a single WR who would start in most 12 team leagues. KC also has the edge at RB with Cedric and Ronnie, although Gore could have a big day for ND. ND will try to ruin KC’s week with second straight MNF come from behind victory, but the Philly defense will fall short.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
ND: Peyton Manning = Chuck Long
KC: Cedric Benson = Nick Bell

STAT ANALYSIS:

KC Bees ND40
Average weekly points 141.2 140.7
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 67-215 99-182


Pick: KC minus 8




MONTREAL (4-2) -1 vs BUTTA (3-3)
LAST MEETING: MONTREAL 184, BUTTA 139
2008 SERIES: MONTREAL 2-0

AP #1 MM is tries to avoid a letdown after a huge 200+ point week. Butta tries to jump above .500 with a win this week. Both QBs play against crappy teams, but Butta has the edge with Rodgers this week. MM’s WRs will come up big, though. Moss and Braylon will be solid, but Heinz will have a big day against the Vikes, and could be the difference in this matchup. All four starting RBs in this matchup are playing games away from home. Butta hopes to ride AP home to victory against a Pitt def, but Thomas Jones may be just enough for MM to sneak away with another “W” and stay at AP #1.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
MM: Phillip Rivers = Mark Vlasic
Butta: Nate Kaeding = Nate Kaeding

STAT ANALYSIS:

MM Butta
Average weekly points 153.3 125.8
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 72-234 53-199


Pick: MM minus 2




ROSS (3-3) -10 vs JOE LOUIS (3-3)
LAST MEETING: JOE 148, ROSS 98
LAST SEASON SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

Ross comes in with the league’s longest winning streak (W2). JL tries to bounce back from a 90 point showing in Week 6. This matchup is the QB delight of the week: Brady vs. Brees. Both of these guys could ring up 70 fantasy points in a given week and are enough to be the difference in this matchup. We give the edge to Ross and Brady since they are up against a weak TB defense. JL will get a big game from WRs Wayne and Chad 85, and will need it due to Ross’ advantage at RB. If the QBs don’t go too crazy in this one, Ross’ RBs D’Angelo and Turner will be the difference in this matchup. As much as I hate to do this after Ross’ win over KC last week, I have to pick him to move to 4-3.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
JL: Reggie Wayne = Quinn Early
Ross: Tony Gonzalez = Dallas Clark

STAT ANALYSIS:

JL Ross
Average weekly points 133.3 118.5
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 56-211 31-206


Pick: Ross minus 10



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
FLC (2-4) -1 vs TLIC (2-4)
LAST MEETING: FLC 133, TLIC 90
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 2-0

These two teams come in hungry for a win. The QB battle will be good with Eli vs. Favre. Eli will be solid; Favre is due for a return to the interception passer that we all know and love. He’s playing at Pitt and Troy Polamalu. The RB battle will be a pretty even one, with LT and Forte cancelling each other out. The difference in this matchup will be the WRs. Can Roddy and Colston outscore TLIC’s Jennings and Steve Smith (the other one)? We think they can. Both teams come in at 2-4; the only thing I can guarantee is that the loser will be in last place in the league. Edge to FLC.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
TLIC: LaDanian Tomlinson = Ronnie Harmon
FLC: Eli Manning = Jim Hartlieb (both are little brothers to a better QB)

STAT ANALYSIS:

TLIC FLC
Average weekly points 123.2 116.2
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 75-171 86-146


Pick: FLC minus 1

AP PCS RANKINGS 10/20/09

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 MONTREAL: The disrespected team hits AP PCS #1 beat from #1 ND40. MM caused ND40’s bedroom to be Serena-less at least for this week.

AP#2 ND40: With ND40 in Serena’s doghouse, he has gone back to watching porn titled, “Big Black Booty Attack 7”.

AP#3: KC BEES: With the devastating loss to ROSS, Software has considered rehab at KC’s request.

AP#4 BUTTA: BUTTAs best performance of the year. Reportedly called Favre to talk shizzle about TLIC.

AP#5 JOE LOUIS: BUTTAPICKS.COM predicted the loss but not the benching of QB Drew

AP#6 ROSS: Sea Snake FEVER is back in RED OAK. The town is lit up in team colors and clip on beards are on everyone. Even the rabbi’s and nuns in town are sporting.

AP#7 TLIC: As reported by TMZ.COM TLIC threw a set of keys at Kanye at a club. Duplicate basement keys.

AP#8 FLC: We are aren’t going to tell you what Kanye has done to the basement recliner. TLIC, FLC and Kanye living together is a VH-1 reality show in the making.

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W4)
WHO’S NOT: BUTTA (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (3-2) -11 vs ND40 (4-1)
LAST MEETING: MONTREAL 145, ND40 135
2008 SERIES: MM 2-0


What in the name of Jimmy the Greek is going on with this Guest Butta pick? According to the Yahoo! matchup, ND40 oz. wins by three. Don’t be fooled, folks. ND40 at -3 is a sucker’s bet. It’s the kind of bet that causes FLC to give $20 to his co-worker heading to Vegas, confident in an ND40 oz. cover. It’s the kind of line that the I-O-W-A Hockeyes were getting the last two weeks. Seriously – Iowa – 21.5 against Arkansas State and -9 against Meatchicken? ND40 wishes he was in Vegas the last two weeks. He sucks at betting – just ask T who had to listen to him bitch and moan in St. Louis after losing very quickly in blackjack. But, ND40 oz. would have put money on both Arkansas State and the Cheatin’ Rodriguezes to beat the spread. And, he would have won.

But, back to the game analysis. ND40 oz. is very, very nervous. Serena has been placated the last four weeks with two low-stress wins and two games pulled out of the fire by Pimples Manning. Her love-making has been gentle, and she’s even been willing to cuddle afterwards. But, it ends this week. ND40 oz. is about to get exposed by a very solid Montreal Machine, and it’s going to suck coming home Sunday night. I’m thinking that Serena starts with the yelling, smashes a few tennis rackets on the floor, and threatens to jam tennis balls into areas of the anatomy not intended for such things. Then, she’ll call sister Venus, who will come at ND40 oz. like a spider monkey. It’s not like ND40 oz. can even soothe the sisters with highlights of the Miami Dolphins game and those wacky Wildcat plays – it’s a friggin’ bye week.

I think that Big Ben and Braylon Edwards make the difference in this game, as the other matchups are pretty even. Yes, ND40 oz. has Santonio in for the Steelers, but Big Ben loves his Hines, his Heath, and he’ll distribute the ball enough to keep Santonio from helping to dent MM’s score. The Braylon pickup is solid. How would you like to go from a horrible Cleveland team, where the winning quarterback just went 2-for-17, and A.J. Hawk’s wife’s brother is apparently selling his house. I don’t think that Braylon-to-the-Jets has exactly the same stature as when Randy Moss went to New England, but that’s going to be a very solid play for MM for the rest of the season.

ND40 oz. is playing with backups, who will probably have okay, but not great games. One wild card could be MJD against a terrible St. Louis team. Yahoo! is projecting big points, which generally don’t come to fruition unless you’re Pimples Manning this year. ND40 is intrigued by the first start of Kevin Jones. It’s not that he’s expecting greatness, but who knows?

It’s been a fun ride for ND40 oz. so far this year. ND40 oz. is hoping that the fans (and Serena) will remember the fact that the team is assured of a winning record in the first half of the season, and has managed to get through the first two weeks of October with W’s. Hopefully, the return of Pimples, a healthy Frank Gore, and Witten in Week 7 will mean good things in another huge game against KC.





BUTTA (2-3) -4 vs FLC (2-3)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 137, FLC 118
2008 SERIES: BUTTA 2-0

Kanye is conflicted. He really likes Butta and the way he rolls. He has nothing really bad to say this week. There was one problem though. On the flight back to Chicago, Kayne and FLC both flew first class together. Northwest Airlines with 6 connections if you must know. The flight attendant (airline waitress) was passing out hot towels after their terrible meal. The flight attendant proceeds to say, “Here is your towel, Mr Skerf.”. Kanye went off. Both FLC and Kanye verbally abused her like a Jim Hasslett/Aaron Brooks domestic situation. Both BUTTA and FLC have really had an up and down campaign this year. Its a battle of 2 and 3’s. The winner goes to .500 and still has eyes on the SB playoffs. The loser has some digging to do and has one foot in the TB playoff grave. Kayne went off on the step-dad last week as he had his FLCs back. The step-dad is defeated but has takin a liking to the East Coast rap scene. Step-dad has a new name . They call him ,“Ol’ Dirty Wanna-B Skerf Dawg”. Kanye is not sure what to think of that development. FLC QB Eli vs BUTTA QB Aaron is going to be the difference. Both RBs and WRs are really even in this matchup. This one rides on BUTTA TO wanna-be WR Marshall on MNF. Butta by 4.





KC BEES (3-2) -8 vs ROSS (2-3)
LAST MEETING: KC 129, ROSS 105
LAST SEASON SERIES: KC 2-0

The Red Oak faithful verses the SOFTWARE. How bout ROSS? A huge victory last week. Eye of Tiger. ROSS is at 2-3 and a win this week would create havoc in Red Oak. KC had yet another come from behind victory. They are sitting pretty and the SOFTWARE has really turned into quite the celebrity this year. TMZ.com is reporting that there is a XXX video circulating that shows Paris Hilton and The Software on vacation in Mexico. The two taped themselves having relations. The video is being dubbed, “Software Download In Paris”. KC is now in the middle of a public relations nightmare. KC is without TE CLARK and RB RONNIE. KC RB BENSON will be just fine though. KC WRs are dominate and will hurt ROSS like Clubber Lang hurt Rocky in the first fight. ROSS has a chance in this game though, folks. They just need to click on all cylinders. KC RB Phat Jacobs vs ROSS RB Ahmad “Don’t call me Rashad” Bradshaw. We love RB Ahmad and it’s a very interesting matchup verses the hefty KC RB Jacobs. Then, you have HEFTY ROSS RB Phat Turner, who we feel is turning the corner. How much can RB Jacobs, RB Turner and Oprah collectively eat? A lot. KC wins by 8 but ROSS is sneaky play here with a pissed off QB Tom.




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
TLIC (1-4) -1 vs JOE (3-2)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 184, TLIC 152
LAST SEASON SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

TLIC in the GUT PICK again. Its like Captain with Coke, Peanut butter with da jelly, ND40 with Serena, Ol Dirty Wanna-B Skerf with an argument. The TLIC basement has the George Foreman heatin up every night. He even signed his name on it. JOE LOUIS has a little QB contro going on. QB Brees and QB Donovan arguing like school girls. Folks, believe it or not, GUT is having trouble with this one. The GUT thinks the JOEs look flat this week and TLIC is hungry…like the GUT at a Kansas City area BBQ. GUT says TLIC wins and causes a possible basement lease fiasco.

AP PCS RANKINGS headed into week 6

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: If ND40 wanted Serena right now, she would do his laundry and rock his world every night. ND40 half way to a SCHERF CUP

AP#2 KC BEES: The Software may end up like River Phoenix after the celebrating this week. KC does not approve.

AP#3: MONTREAL: BUTTAPICKS.COM predicted the heartbreaker and it happened again to MM. This is a SB playoff type of team/

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: JOE surprised Butta. BUTTA lays and egg and JOE puts up big points to stay in contention.

AP#5 FLC: Kanye is really pissed and now wants a piece of the stepdad and the twin brother.

AP#6 BUTTA: BUTTA was downright pathetic this week and deserves a big nothing

AP#7 ROSS: Red Oak is alive again. People are talking. A win next week and they are back in it.

AP#8 TLIC: Well, the lease was canceled and TLIC is now comfy in the basement recliner.

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W3), MM (W2)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
SCHERF BOWL XII
ND40 (3-1) -14 vs FLC (1-2)
LAST MEETING: FLC 140, ND40 115
2008 SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

2006-XVI- FLC 146, ND40 97
XVII-FLC 172, ND40 120

2007-XVIII- FLC 134, ND40 120
XIX- FLC 167, ND40 121

2008- XX- ND40 133, FLC 117
XXI- FLC 140, ND40 115

FLC HAS WON 3 SCHERF CUPS IN A ROW AND 5 OUT OF 6 SCHERF BOWLS.

ND40 vs FLC. Serena vs Kanye. What a matchup folks. ND40 Team Consultant Serena has been waiting for this for a long time. FLC Team Consultant and Hypeman Kanye has been relatively quiet about the battle until yesterday. “Serena is a gold digger. She aint lookin for no broke honkey’s. Get down girl, go head get down. She wants ND40s lavish life style and his classical music collection. She found out all the cd’s were alphabetized, she was like…Im getting me some pasty whitey action.” ND40 Serena came back, “I will shove these balls right down his throat, while pointing to a poster of ND40’s midsection”. FLC faces a AP PCS 1 ND40. Lots of pressure in N-ville right now. The ‘Ville mayor has declared this FLC/Kanye Diversity week. Except for RED OAK, North Texas has been celebrating the AP PCS ranking of ND40. Folks, ND40 is a freight train right now. Winners of 3 in a row. ND40 PIMPLES is a rock star. Hes playing as good as we’ve ever seen. ND40 Witten will have a big game. ND40 RB MJD hasn’t even been at his best. ND40 WR San Antonio will be big. You know where Im going. FLC has a lot stacked up against them. FLC RB Westy is back and if the upset is going to occur, FLC RB WESTY, FLC QB ROMO and TE CELEK must be on fire. Its an uphill climb for FLC this week in the granddaddy game of them all. ND40 runs away this one. Kanye is fired up for this one.



KC BEES (2-2) -2 vs MONTREAL (3-1)
LAST MEETING: KC 122, MM 121
2008 SERIES: KC 2-1

Folks, this is going be a classic game. Last year, it was a one-point game in the SB PLAYOFFS. This week we predict a heartbreaker for the loser. We predict a combined 300 plus point game. Big points in this one. MM is still unloved and underestimated. They keep winning. They are the lunch lady who cooks the incredible grilled cheese when you were in high school. You could eat 5 of those things but you never think about who cooked them. Who buttered the bread. Who grilled that bread to perfect crispiness? IT’S THE LUNCH LADY, MAN. On the other side, the SOFTWARE and KC are getting along,….although KC cant stand the sunglasses the software has been sporting….lime green, big frames. The guy thinks hes Elton Freaking John. You look at this matchup and we see points everywhere. Big matchup here is KC RB Ronnie vs MM RB Ray Ray. Whoever gets the edge wins the game. Folks, KC by 2 and another heartbreaker for MM.




BUTTA (2-2) -5 vs JOE (2-2)
LAST MEETING: JOE 103, BUTTA 51
LAST SEASON SERIES: JOE 2-0

Last years matchup featured the 51 point game from Butta. A new low for the BUTTAFUCO franchise. JOE LOUIS has been real quiet because they know everyone is gunning for them. Butta has a lot of talent on bye. So does JOE but Butta has done a better job of covering the holes. BUTTA BY 5




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
ROSS (1-3) -1 vs TLIC (1-3)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 128, TLIC 109
LAST SEASON SERIES: ROSS 2-1

Just what in the “wide world of sports” is going on here? ROSS is spiraling out of control after the week 1 victory. TLIC could be coming out of it. THE GUT is having much fun watching TLIC decorate the basement. Now, ROSS is in the GUT game for two weeks straight and that aint good. Red Oak had such high hopes for this year. Its only week 4, so both team have time to get there act together. Folks, the loser gets the basement all to themselves. A huge game for teams. The GUT is looking at this weeks lineups and feels gassy. ROSS RBs have been underachieving horribly. This week they finally breakout and beat TLIC in a low scoring GUT slugfest. This will be a real ugly game but one of these teams will GUT it out like OPRAH trying to eat that last funnel cake at the Illinois State Fair. ROSS, YES, ROSS BY ONE. Remember it’s the GUT picking…..not the braintrust at BUTTAPICKS.COM

AP PCS RANKINGS

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: If ND40 wanted Serena right now, he could have her anyway possible. ND40 is AP1 in October. Its been a long time. SCHERF BOWL is next

AP#2 MONTREAL: They just keep winning. A big showdown vs The Software this week.

AP#3: KC BEES: Software says MM couldn’t wear his jock.

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: All of a sudden the defending champs look just normal. QB Brees on a bye.

AP#5 BUTTA: Just hanging around and now will watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 with TLIC.

AP#6 FLC: Kanye has guaranteed a win over AP1 ND40 in Scherf Bowl

AP#7 TLIC: Someone is ready to lease the basement out. Its clean and it has Jennifer Aniston posters everywhere

AP#8 ROSS: What is going on in RED OAK. Local papers is running contest predicting when ROSS will fire the front office. Winner gets clip-on beard that is now worth .43 at Dollar General.

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WHO’S HOT: ND40, KC (W2)
WHO’S NOT: TLIC (L5)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ND40 (2-1) -2 vs JOE (2-1)
LAST MEETING: ND40 166, JOE 115
2008 SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

AP2 vs AP3. If KC loses, this game is for AP1. These two teams have started off like freaking gangbusters. ND40 has won 2 straight and had a huge come from behind victory vs TLIC. JOE loses last weeks GOTW with QB Brees getting contained like Mel Gibson at a traffic stop or better yet like Butta in his work cubicle. ND40 goes 2-1 in September but now its October so temper your expectations for them. This is a great MATCHUP OF ND40 Peyton vs JOE QB Brees. We tend do think Peyton will overshadow Brees like Cher overshadowed Sonny. This is going to be a great game but in the end ND40 TE Witten makes the difference. Take ND40 by a safety. Serena is gonna plant a phat juicy one on ND after the victory.



BUTTA (2-1) -7 vs TLICIOUS (0-3)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 158, TLIC 101
2008 SERIES: BUTTA 3-0

Two of the league titans meet yet again. #1 AND #2 in overall wins and SUPA BOWLs. These days they are just mediocre. Well, TLIC has the de-humidifier going in the basement. BUTTA is winning ugly. Two new QB starters enter the fray. BUTTA QB CUTLER and TLIC goes back to QB CARSON. Both should have very high scoring afternoons. BUTTA RB AP goes on MNF so expect another nail biter for TLIC to endure on Monday. TLIC RB Slaton is off to a very slow start. BUTTA RB AP vs TLIC WR JENNINGS on MNF. TLIC keep inviting BUTTA to the basement to watch TV but Butta keeps declining. We have to give this one to BUTTA by a late RB AP TD on MNF.



KC (2-1) -3 vs FLC (1-2)
LAST MEETING: KC 129, FLC 115
LAST SEASON SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

AP1 cant take FLC lightly. FLCs lineup features two upstart WRs with lots of potential but they could flame out as well. That’s what youngsters do. Kanye canceled his world tour with Lady GaGa. Why is this noteworthy? FLC was pinned to be Kayne’s hypeman. This means FLC was going to leave his team behind for 3 weeks…ala ND40. FLCs biggest disappointment? His candlelight dinner with Lady GaGa. KC and Software rolled over JOE LOUIS. Now they must protect the PCS 1. This is a huge game for FLC as they cannot afford to go 1-3. The basement doesn’t have room for Kanye’s posse, Speaking of celebs, “THE SOFTWARE” just came out with his own clothing line. KC is weary of this. FLC QB ROMO has to play well this week to have a chance. However, we are not sold on KC QB Charles Shaub or WR Andre doing that much damage this week. Should be an outstanding game. We really think FLC will play well and definitely has a shot but we like KC who has a lot of Uncle Mo.






GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (2-1) -16 vs ROSS (1-2)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 163, MM 122
LAST SEASON SERIES: 1-1

ROSS has to get it together. MM gets no respect. The Gut loves ROSS with all the tradition and incredibly hot women in RED OAK. The GUT loves the BBQ in RED OAK too. GUT just loves RED OAK. ROSS is going to have to scratch and claw to beat MM. The MM backfield of Pierre and Chris spell BIG BIG trouble for ROSS. As much as the GUT loves the fans of RED OAK, GUT is going MM by two TDS