BUTTA PICKS, WEEK 2

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WHO’S HOT: JOE LOU, BUTTA (W3)
WHO’S NOT: TLIC (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
MM (1-0) -2 vs JOU LOU (1-0)
LAST MEETING: JOE 122, MONTREAL 120
2008 SERIES: 1-1

AP1 and AP3 going at it in week 2. THIS is OUR GAME OF THE WEEK. After MM QB FAVRE whined long enough MM gave in and is thus the starter in vs JOE LOU. Lets face facts folks, MM QB FAVRE will be throwing against a high school DEF this week much like the one he was working out with in Mississippi. The kicker is…will he throw a pass over 10 yards because he sure didn’t in week one. MM QB Favre will have a game that is good enough to beat JOE LOU. This week JOE LOU QB BREES will be presented with more of a challenge. He’ll still put up the numbers but not 66 points. JOE LOU WR REG will cause MM major problems. JOE LOU WR GINN JR. is a bust who is afraid to get hit. MM WR RANDY is gonna go gangsta on JOE LOU. The running games will be big in this one. MM RB JOHNSON is due for a game. JOE LOU RB BARBER and STEVEN have the potential for big numbers but they wont. We are taking MM in a slight upset. MM QB Favre will think hes cool after this one



KC (0-1) -13 vs TLICIOUS (0-1)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 127, KC 120
2008 SERIES: 1-1

This is a big game in WEEK2 already. THE loser is most likely in charge of decorating the Bed and Breakfast basement that ND40 built a few years back. This is a rematch of arguably the best SUPA BOWL we’ve ever had. TLIC RB LT is on the rack already and its week 2. FLC stole Sproles and now TLIC is scrambling. Cant wait for the FLC-TLIC matchup. KC QB HYVEE WARNER AND WR FITZ should have better games this week. KC RB Portis is another guy who will rebound. BUTTA WR favorite…… TLIC WR SMITH is going to have a hard time with a bum as a QB. Out of nowhere, TLIC picks up QB TRENT and will throw him into game action. With the absence of TLIC RB LT, RB FREDDIE will have to play above and beyond. Folks, TLIC has lost 8 out of last 9 and we feel it will be 9 out of 10. KC wins by a health serving of Vine wings……..with a 2 hour wait………but its ok because we had salads.



BUTTA (1-0) -2 vs ND40 (0-1)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 146, ND40 92 (TOILET BOWL)
LAST SEASON SERIES: BUTTA 2-1

TOILET BOWL 2009 REMATCH. This….. always a classic matchup. ND40 is back from Paris and now the fans demand he be on the field coaching for this one. ND40 has hired Serena Williams as a consultant. ND40 tagged Serena as a “Referee Consultant” and also his “Personal Assistant………Beotch” which has Dayna suspicious. BUTTA barely wins in week 1 with a lackluster team effort except for RB AP. ND40 RB tandem of RB MJD and FRANK will be very good this week. The key for ND is whether WR TO can put up some numbers. That would put them over the top. BUTTA RB AP is apparently the whole team.. BUTTA QB Rodgers must prove his worthiness as a 3rd pick to put up some points. For BUTTA WR Calvin must be a man. This will be a close game but we expect BUTTA to go 2-0. It will be a close game with high point totals.





GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
ROSS (1-0) -7 vs FLC (0-1)
LAST MEETING: FLC 142, ROSS 108
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 2-0

The GUT had HYVEE CHINESE today and is feelin it. ROSS has UNCLE MO in his corner. The clip-on beards are selling $39.66 at RED OAK WALMART. Last year, we hear they were in the bargain bin at the RED OAK Dollar Store. AND as reported by buttapicks.com news sources, FLC paid Kayne West to sabotage the RED OAK town celebration after the big victory last week. Kayne took the stage as a RED OAK equipment manager took the podium. KW grabbed the mic and said, “Its was a great win for you guys but FLC is much better. Did you watch FLC last week? Later”. FLC denies this but Kayne and FLC roll in Chi-town. The GUT loves this game like Lady GaGa like she likes the pen-is. ROSS has QB BRADY and a ton of momentum. FLC has Kayne so it’s a tough call for the GUT. GUT sees ROSS going 2-0.