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WHO’S HOT: JOE LOU (W4)
WHO’S NOT: TLIC (L4)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC (1-1) -7 vs JOU LOU (2-0)
LAST MEETING: JOE 141, KC 93 (SUPA BOWL X)
2008 SERIES: JOE LOUIS 3-0

REMATCH OF LAST YEARS SUPA BOWL. JOE LOUIS swept this series last year. These two went at it hard last year and now in week 3 we have the GOTW. The winner will be AP PCS #1 going into week 4. Not a better early season matchup in a long long time. TMZ is reporting that the “software” was seen in West Hollywood partying hard….and we are talking drugs, too. Software went out and bought new duds, bling, went clubbin and was reportedly snortin’ with Lohan. When asked about this, Software reps said, “Software is so pumped about the TLIC victory, that he flew to Cali for the NIGHT!” KC has no comment as he was home with the wife and kids playing scrabble. These two are the modern age Odd Couple. JOE LOUIS’ comeback in week 2 was one of the greatest comebacks in Pastygangsta Football History. Weve had other incredible comebacks in league history but this one will not be soon forgotten. An incredible game between MM and JOE last week. This week KC RB Benson gets the start. The KC QB HYVEE and WR FITZ will be better than JL QB BREES. JL RB STEWART gets the nod for JL and it will be up to him to win on MNF. Folks we like KC to win here and grab AP PCS 1 going into week 4.



ND40 (1-1) -14 vs TLICIOUS (0-2)
LAST MEETING: ND40 161, TLIC 116
2008 SERIES: ND40 2-0

Usually the basement team, gets the GUT PICK but this week we feel the basement team vs AP2 deserves honorable mention. Plus, a win here by TLIC and things can turn around in a hurry. ND40 was the TEAM OF THE WEEK last week with 180plus. This team is for real. Hiring Serena has paid off for ND40. Now, she wants a piece of ownership. Not so fast S-Will. Dayna will nix that faster than Oprah can body slam Steadman. TLIC has a lot of potential in this one. This thing falls on the shoulders of QB Trent. Hes gotta throw a lot. TLIC RB HIGHTOWER needs to be very active…..like the time he arrested those hooligans in the 2nd Police Academy. Oh, the laughs. If you don’t know Hightower like we do….heres a bio.

Hightower was a florist before joining the academy. He is best known for his immense stature and inhuman strength (Hightower practices for his driving test by ripping the front seat out of a compact car (a 1977 Honda Civic owned by Copeland), and steering comfortably from the back). However, he is the most soft-spoken of all the characters. Despite his gigantic size, Hightower has sometimes admitted that he lacks self-confidence, such as when he tells Mahoney that he has not driven a car since he was twelve years old, and fears failing out of the police academy as he will not pass the driving test. His character often breaks things or uses force to threaten the bad guys. Other examples of him using his strength were when he lifted up the practice squad car with Copeland inside, who had insulted his friend Hooks by calling her a "dumb fat jiggaboo". He can also drop easily into bad-cop mode, to gain the trust of crooks he's about to arrest. However, he too graduated from the academy with a decoration for bravery, and eventually made Lieutenant after wrestling an alligator in order to save Harris' life.

How TLIC trusts this guy, well never know. Rumor has it that, TE Hooks is looking to sign a deal with TLIC if things go further south. ND40 looks really strong is emerging as a top team. The RBs of Gore and MJD are going to tough. ND40 by 2 long TDs by QB Ryan


MM (1-1) -11 vs FLC (1-1)
LAST MEETING: FLC 159, MONTREAL 126 (3RD PLACE BOWL)
LAST SEASON SERIES: MM 2-1

Poor MM. How many times can they get punked after they put out a huge offensive performance? Not even record breaker MM RB C-JOHNSON could save them. FLC toyed with ROSS last week. Now, all we are hearing about is Kanye and FLC rolling through N-VILLE in the mini-van. Listen, if you are bouncing through N-VILLE it can only be a mini-van. Kanye doesn’t mind suburbia. We just want to know how many N-ville hot moms can fit in this ride. FLC is spent all his change on RB Sproles and now inserts him as the starter. FLC WR Johnny Knox is more Joliet than N-Ville. MM QB Rivers will face FLC Eli. Give the edge to Eli. FLC QB Romo has been benched as the world is turning against him. This will be our best, closest game of the week. MM just has to win this game after last weeks craziness. MM by 11.








GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
BUTTA (1-1) -6 vs ROSS (1-1)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 151, BUTTA 130
LAST SEASON SERIES: 1-1

The loser of this game is going to have some digging to do. If TLIC wins, the loser could very well be ready to at least lease out the TLIC basement. ROSS is reeling after the poor performance last week. This team will rely on QB Brady. The ROSS WRs are as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop. BUTTA….we mean, TEAM AP is just that. BUTTA RB AP runs the show. BUTTA QB RODGERS should finally breakout. If not, our man Cutler is waiting. BUTTA has some good matchups and with inconsistent ROSS WRS in the mix, the GUT has to go BUTTA.