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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

BUTTA PICKS 2009, WEEK 1

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WHO’S HOT: JOE LOU, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: MM, TLIC (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ROSS (0-0) -2 vs ND40 (0-0)
LAST MEETING: ND40 115, ROSS 111 (TB Semifinals)
2008 SERIES: ND40 3-0

The battle of Texas is back……….or should I say Paris. While ND40 is frolicking in Paris there is a football game to be played. In fact, the ND40 faithful isn’t pleased with their absentee owner. ROSS on the other hand is ready for 2009. ROSS fans have a gleam in their eye. Some are sensing a dream season. The beards are out in full force…not paper bags. Last season, ND40 dominated ROSS like Chris Brown dominates Rihanna. It was just ugly. ROSS is pumped. ROSS is excited about QB Brady. He will turn him loose against ND40 QB Peyton. Peyton still remembers when ND40 traded him for a snickers bar and a ball bag to Butta. This could be a developing story all year. This matchup will down to both teams talented RBs. ND40 RB MJD and RB Gore vs ROSS studlies RB Phat Turner and RB Beverly DeAngelo. We give the edge to ROSS in a close, very fun battle. ROSS is one WR away from being a top team in the league. ND40….well…hes in Paris…..isnt that a porn?




KC (0-0) -4 vs BUTTA (0-0)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 171, KC 164
2008 SERIES: 1-1

The TB Champion vs the SB runner-up. The software is back and has his hands on the controls. He isn’t at odds with KC yet…but this is always a developing story. BUTTA took RB AP with the first pick in the draft but is nervous about it. BUTTA starts out slow every season, so the fans aren’t expecting fireworks in week 1. The KC WRs of AJ and Fitz are nails and will give BUTTA fits. BUTTAs WRs are tossups and they need WR Gonzo to have a big game. The KC RBs (Ronnie and Phat Jacobs) are hit or miss as well. We are going with the QB Warner to WR Fitz connection. KC by 4…..





TLIC (0-0) -3 vs MM (0-0)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 141, MM 141
LAST SEASON SERIES: TLIC 1-0-1

These two teams tied last year with 141. Damn. MM was the class of the league last year but fell short in the SB playoffs. TLIC rattled off 7 losses in their last 8 games to end the season. This year Tlic loves the Bengals. QB Carson and WR Henry……still waiting for a trade to bring in WR OCHO-FVCKO. We like TLIC because MM doesn’t have their lineup set. Really dough, TLIC RB LT, TE GATES and WR Jennings are going to go gangsta all over the place. Actually, we love TLIC WR Henry this week. TLIC by trey






GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
FLC (0-0) -7 vs JOE (0-0)
LAST MEETING: JOE 166, FLC 162 (SB Semifinal)
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 2-1

OHHHH, the gut is still hurting from DRAFTWEEKEND. This game features two top teams from last year. They met in the SB semifinals last year and it was a classic 166-162 game. FLC won the series though. In this tilt, FLC needs RB WESTY in a big way. If FLC RB Westy can be the WESTY we know, FLC looks like a genius. JOE has QB Brees yet again. The defending champ will need him to put up 40+. The gut really likes this game. It will be a high scoring affair much like the governor and Argentina broad. A great rematch of the playoff game we saw last year. The GUT goes with FLC in another game in the 160’s by both teams.

1 comment:

Chris said...

Best line..."ND40 dominated ROSS like Chris Brown dominates Rihanna."

Great stuff.