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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

BUTTA PICKS, PCS BOWL FINAL EDITION


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WHO’S HOT: KC BEES, JOE LOU, BUTTA, ND40
WHO’S NOT: MM, TLIC


SUPA BOWL X

PREVIOUS SUPA BOWL RESULTS

SUPA BOWL I Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 177, T-licious 170 (1999)
SUPA BOWL II Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 207, Usual Suspects 138 (2000)
SUPA BOWL III Results- T-licious 166, Red Oak Sea Snakes 89 (2001)
SUPA BOWL IV Results- KC Bees 144, T-licious 138 (2002)
SUPA BOWL V Results- North Dallas40 156, T-licious 99 (2003)
SUPA BOWL VI Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 164, North Dallas40 96 (2004)
SUPA BOWL VII Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 169, Montreal Machine 131 (2005)
SUPA BOWL VIII Results- T-licious 139, Red Oak Sea Snakes 117 (2006)
SUPA BOWL VIV Results- Fun Lovin’Criminals 153, Buttafuoco Stallions 146


SUPA BOWL X
#3 JOE LOUIS LIONS (9-6) -14 vs #4 KC BEES (9-6)
SEASON SERIES: JOE LOUIS 2-0

KC makes it back to the big one. You have to go back to 2002 when KC beat TLIC on a last second TD to win SUPA BOWL IV. Was ‘the software’ even around then? I don’t even think it was born yet. The Software has been looking up “escorts” in South Beach during Supa Bowl week and KC is not amused. KCs 2002 Championship was their only SUPA BOWL appearance. JOE LOUIS has taken the league by storm. Last year, they win the regular season title. This year they have a shot to bring home the 8 lb trophy to Prairie City, Iowa.

JL QB Brees vs KC QB Hyvee is huge. You just cant bet against Brees. This is gonna be quick and simple, you gambling degenerates. JOE LOU has the game won at the RB position. JOE RBs Phat Turner and Ronnie will be too much for the KC backs and this will bring the trophy to PRAIRIE CITY. Man, I hope I’m wrong. FLC, get ready for UPS shipment to Prairie City. JOE FREAKING LOUIS by 14



HEARTLAND INN HEARTBREAK BOWL: 3RD PLACE GAME
#2 FLC (8-7) -2 vs #1 MONTREAL (9-5-1)
SEASON SERIES: MONTREAL 2-0

This game leaves us with a bad stomach ache. Poor MM with all the notoriety, their deportation back to Canada….the one point loss. The dream season came down to one ‘friggin’ point. Its sad and the league hurts for them. Then you have F to the L to the C. Naperville’s dirty birds get beat by a few in a high scoring love fiesta. FLC TE Boss has been yelling “laces out Dan” for 48 hours straight. The Abercrombie and Fitch Store in Naperville is flying their FLC flags at half staff. Dude, Im sad for these two teams. A horrible way to fall. They both had great campaigns. Its like what Gov Blago says, “I’ve got this thing, and it’s bleeping golden”. Dude, it “WAS” bleeping golden.

This is an excellent game. Two really really good teams. Looking at their lineups you can see why they were AP1 and AP2. We wont use logic here. Just hunches. MM has been going south the past few weeks. They lose to ROSS…then last weeks tragedy. FLC is the hotter club putting up bigger points and losing pretty last week and all year for that matter. FLC QB Cutler will be strong and MM QB Rivers has a tough game ahead. FLC De Angelo is on fire. We just are not sure what to make of MM RB T-Jones this week. WRs are a wash at this point but we favor FLC. FLC by 2 and they get the 5th or 6th draft pick. GREAT SEASON BY BOTH TEAMS.







TOILET BOWL X

PREVIOUS CHAMPS
1999- Red Oak Sea Snakes
2000- KC Bees
2001- SteelCurtain
2002 – Montreal Machine
2003---Red Oak Sea Snakes
2004---KC Bees
2005---TLicious
2006---KC Bees
2007—T-licious


#2 BUTTA (8-7) -7 vs #1 ND40 (8-7)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

BUTTAs 1st TOILET BOWL ever. BUTTA is all of a sudden one of the hottest teams in the league. ND40 is now a record 5-0 in first round TB games. They are 0-4 in the TOILET BOWL. Doesn’t look real good for them. FIRST OVERALL PICK AT STAKE.

This is an old rivalry game and these two have had great matchups in the past. This one will be decided on MNF in front of millions. Crazy things have happened between BUTTA and ND40 on MNF. This will be no different. ND40 RBs AP and Slaton verses BUTTA RBs Action Jackson and Lucky Pierre Thomas will be big. This will be a high scoring, old school love fest. We’ll go with ND40s horrible TB record and take BUTTA by 7





GUTTER BOWL: 7th PLACE GAME: 3rd pick overall
#3 TLICIOUS (4-10-1) -12 vs #4 ROSS (4-11)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

Just a disaster for both teams this year. This game is just wrong in so many ways. Both were AP7 and AP8 for most of the later half of the season. Now they play for the OVERALL AP7. This is like the Weedeater Bowl without the eater. Both should be smoking weed instead of playin this game. They would be better off. Hey, we gotta play this game with a 3rd pick at stake.

We are tired and like these two teams its time to go to bed. BUTTA PICKS is done for the 10th year and its been a doozy. Its been a fun season. A season as close as any other between AP1 and AP6 (sorry again TLIC and ROSS). Thanks for everyones help chipping in and Im looking forward to AUGUST 2009. GOOD NIGHT NOW.

…….OH and as for the winner of this game, there is no winner

-------OK, TLIC by 12 (don’t pick RB LT with the 3rd pick overall in 2009)

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