AP PCS RANKINGS 12

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: SCHERF BOWL this week. ND40 is rolling. AP PCS #1 for many weeks in a row. A regular season championship is now in sight but……….

AP#2 MONTREAL: This team has ND40 on the radar, like Oprah wants to nail a pancake at I-HOP on any given Sunday morning. The media thinks this might be the best team in the country. What a big matchup with KC this week. MM is no longer taken for granted like Carl Weathers in Happy Gilmore.

AP#3: BUTTA: The Evil Empire is back….and everyone thought this would be a down year for Buttason. “Buttason, sand the floor”

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: JL now hears footsteps….those of the SOFTWARE. Software is pissed. Software wants KC to kneel before him like Superman did before Zod.

AP#5 KC BEES: Software and KC trying to patch up things with one last drive for the SB playoffs. They were spotted eating BBQ at Famous Daves going over particulars.

AP#6 ROSS: ROSS must win out for any chance of SB playoff love. This weeks loss hurt real bad like Paula Abdul at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.

AP#7 FLC : Kayne is just pissed right now.

AP#8 TLIC: Another heart wrenching loss. Time to get out of the basement and see the sun. TMZ.com is reporting that TLIC is going to leave a Taylor Swift cd on the recliner for Kanye by seasons end. TLIC is planning on getting out of the basement with 3 weeks to go.