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You have six teams at 3-3 after six weeks. This is a first in PASTYGANGSTA FOOTBALL. Never before have we seen this. MONTREAL is AP1 with a 2 game cushion. Who is the next opponent? AP8 ROSS. ROSS always seems to draw the tough matchups at the wrong time. Then, you have the intense rivalries of TLICIOUS vs KC and BUTTA vs ND40. Both of these games are long standing rivalries that began in 1999. Lots of history. Finally, AP2 DEFENDING CHAMP FLC has made a strong comeback in the rankings and they get QB Brees and AP4 JOE LOUIS. JOE has been very inconsistent but is hanging in there. After this week, the standings will finally fall into place. The six way tie will be over.


WHO’S HOT: MONTREAL W5, FLC W2, KC BEES W2
WHO’S NOT: ROSS L2, ND40 L2, BUTTA L2


GAME OF THE WEEK
AP3 TLICIOUS (3-3) -15 vs AP6 KC BEES (3-3)
LAST SEASON SERIES: TIE 1-1

So much hate in this matchup. The software even hates TLICIOUS more than its owner (KC)….well maybe. TLIC QB Schaub gets the start and will count on TLIC WR whiteboy Kevin Walter. This guy is whiter than ND40 at a KKK rally. We feel this will be a big week for TLIC WRs Reg and Crotch. TLIC LT will break out this week because I just ate some of his Chunky Soup (seriously). You notice how much salt that sh!t has. I like the ‘healthy choice’ ones but I had to go with normal tasty one this time. KC could have a tough time this week but we love KC RB Barber. Besides KC WR Brandon we are not sold on the WRs. KC goes up and down like Sacramone on the balance beam (old Olympic flashback for ND40). This is TLICs week. TLIC by 15




AP5 ND40 (3-3) -13 vs AP7 BUTTA (3-3)
LAST SEASON SERIES: BUTTA 2-0

The Butta-Favre saga has begun. So far, not good. BUTTA QB Favre was just average and it won’t work for Butta especially with the tension between these two. Now, QB Favre calls MM QB Romo on the tele and tells him to play? Don’t sit out? Guess QB Favre wants MM to run away with regular season. Listen, this marriage can end badly….soon, if Favre doesn’t light it up this week. ND40 QB Rodgers and WR Jennings will be trying to hook up all day. ND40 RB AD ALL DAY is due for a big game. BUTTA WRs TO, Smitty and Edwards have to live up to the hype. BUTTA RBs have been dismal and BUTTA refuses to name a starting RB until game time. Once again, ND40 TE Witten makes the difference in the game. ND40 gets all “mavericky” and wins this one by 13


AP2 FLC (3-3) -2 vs AP4 JOE LOUIS (3-3)
LAST SEASON SERIES: JOE LOU 2-0

Heres a nice little matchup. FLC has roared back to AP2 and AP4 JOE LOUIS gets a big win last week. What makes this matchup great is the QBs. FLC QB Cutler vs QB JL Brees. We like Cutler in a TKO. JOE LOUIS WR Calvin is Kitnaless but maybe its for the better? FLC WR Andre will be big money this week. JOE LOUIS RBs Gore and Brown are good but this week will be rough while FLCs RB DeAngelo and Clint will primed for big games. We just like the FLC matchups better in this one. We can tell you this: HIGH SCORING and damn close. FLC continues its climb and wins by 2. Expect 150pts coming from each team.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
“UPSET SPECIAL”- GUT
AP1 MONTREAL (5-1) -3 vs AP8 ROSS (1-5)
LAST SEASON SERIES: MONTREAL 2-1

Merciful Heavens. ROSS in another gut pick game. They seem to always draw the new AP1. There are some folks in Red Oak that realize ROSS is only 2 games back. Then, there are some folks that piss all over the front gates of ROSS Stadium at 3am on a Tuesday night after another night of after work drunkenness. One guy even threw his motorcycle helmet at the Drew Chandler statue in front. He said he was just stealing a scene from Rocky III. Those crazy Red Oakians. MONTREAL can get through the half the season with only one loss if they beat ROSS. This is something no pastygangsta could of predicted. The gut is gassy tonight. Perhaps the Chunky Soup was listed as questionable. The gut is calling his shot. ROSS is his UPSET SPECIAL. We are setting the line at MM -3. The gut says take the points and ROSS might win outright. The gut says this is a trap game for MONTREAL and we like his thinking. Gut loves QB Big Ben this week and….yep….ROSS RB Pittman….you heard it right. MM QB Romo could play this week but the gut doesn’t care. We like what the gut has to say. Gamble with caution with this one. We take MM. Gut takes ROSS