Hello. Im Brent Musburger. I am here to give you buttapicks.com……here on CBS. First off, Ive heard most of you are Iowa HACKeye fans. Well, its been a fun year for you thus far. The HACKeyes are fun to do play-by-play for. I cheer for the Buckeyes ever so slightly when they play the HACKeyes. I like Hayden Fry. Anyway, I love Pastygangsta football and that is why I am here. And how about that week 2. An amazing display of football. How about ND40? A surprise AP1. ND40 brings it with authority. They crushed ROSS. They are something like 34-7 in September. The BUTTAFUOCO STALLIONS beat TLICIOUS in last weeks finest battle. Butta QB McNabb is one heck of a quarterback. Butta wins by 3 points (buttapicks spread was 3) and is AP#2 right where they finished last year. The defending PCS National Champion Fun Lovin Criminals proved to everyone they are no one year wonder. FLC beats KC but the KC BEES fought to the very end. They come WAY back but not enough as FLC brings home a win. MONTREAL shocks JOE LOUIS. This win was huge for MONTREAL. They need momentum. JOE LOUIS has only lost four games in their Pastygangsta lives. Folks, lets break these games down.
WHO’S HOT: ND40 W2, BUTTA W2
WHO’S NOT: ROSS L9, KC BEES L2
GAME OF THE WEEK
AP2 BUTTA (2-0) -3 vs AP4 JOE LOU (1-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: BUTTA 2-1
Folks, this is the old guard meets the new. Last year, JOE LOUIS comes in and thinks they are cool. They win the regular season championship BY going 12-2. Then they meet the Evil Empire, the Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, Americas Team…the BUTTAFUOCO STALLIONS. Butta wins and destroys the dreams and hopes of JOE in their very first season. Unbelievable. Folks, this week BUTTA got one of his all-time favorite players in WR Steve Smith. The media has said they gave too much but Butta wants guys on their team that want to play da foosball. JOE LOUIS has incredible RB matchups this week. RB Orange Julius and Gore have cupcakes in front of them. They both should have fine numbers. These 2 backs could really put a hurtin on Buttafuoco. BUTTA RB Marshawn is a Butta man. Butta will either go with RB Action Jackson or one of the rookies. We expect above average production out of them. BUTTA WRs TO, Smitty and Driver are arguably the best trio in the league. JOE LOU WR Moss is very questionable from here on out but JOE WR Calvin is turning into a freak. This game will be high-scoring and close. The game will come down to JOE LOU WR Chambers on MNF but he will come up two points short. BUTTA BY 3
AP3 FLC (1-1) -4 vs AP6 MONTREAL (1-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: TIE 1-1
Folks, a big game for both. The defending champions verses a team searching for an identity. MM has only two winning seasons. MONTREAL needs to start 2-1. FLC has a new identity. That of a winner. If only Sara Lee and Debbie knew that he’d be set. Going 1-2 after a Supa Bowl year wont cut it for the high maintenance folk of Naperville. Now, weve had this conversation before but whose moms are hotter? Carrolton, TX, Naperville, IL or West Des Moines, IA? We’d have to go with the HACKeye State. All of a sudden I really like this MONTREAL team. MM QB Romo will be throwin silly but FLC has found his franchise QB in QB Jay. How about MM WR Plax? He’ll be tough to stop this week. FLC WR Devery has to do something. He needs a 20 point game. I love FLC QB Cutler in this game and I feel the hot QB can carry a team. Right now, FLC QB Jay is that guy. If it wasn’t for him we’d go with MONTREAL all the way. FLC wins a close game on the arm of Jay Cutler.
AP1 ND40 (2-0) -2 vs AP7 KC BEES (0-2)
LAST SEASON SERIES: KC BEES 2-0
What can you say about NORTH DALLAS FORTY? Looking powerful. A #1 ranking in the PCS. KC BEES are slowly getting it back together after the QB Brady injury. The Software has been thrown off course. This game could make ND40 a force. KC cant go 0-3 or the software will start taking hostages. It’s a tremendous matchup. The big story of this game KC QB Eli vs ND40 QB Peyton. Archie will be in the ND40 suite which kind of makes us suspicious. I mean, what about the KC box or even Dayna’s Big 12 suite. ND40 and DAYNA in separate suites? Where is TMZ when you need them? KC WR Ocho Fucko just doesn’t seem like a KC kinda guy. Yet, KC is going with him again. Look out for KC WR Fitz, Marshall and RB Marion Jr. They will be very difficult on ol’ ND40. ND40 has great depth as well with RB Adrian, RB Earnest, WR Jennings and great TE Witten. Folks, this will be a high scoring slugfest and very close. We are going to go with hot ND40 but this one can go either way.
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
AP5 TLICIOUS (1-1) -3 vs AP8 ROSS (0-2)
SEASON SERIES: TLIC 2-0
Merciful Heavens. ROSS is in danger of breaking a 10 year old record. Can ROSS RB LJ do anything to stop it? ROSS has called out RB LJ in the media and that is never good. RB LJ has done the same. TLIC is trying to get over a difficult defeat to the Stallions. The gut wants no part of a record breaking game. He feels bad for ROSS, who had their dream season not long ago. In fact, this matchup was the SUPA BOWL that year. The gut thinks this one will be a great game and he never thinks that. ROSS trying not to break the record is enough drama to make this a GOTW. This one will be exciting and will be decided on MNF. TLIC WR Crotch and K Nate verses ROSS TE Gates and WR Vinnie. Folks it comes down to that and guess what the gut thinks? ROSS by1. WOW. The gut likes to take risks….like ND40 at a Harrahs buffet.
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We’ll Im Brent Mushburger and this has been fun. We’ll see you next time. Enjoy IOWA vs PITT on ESPN 2 at 11am this SATURDAY.
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