AP PCS POLL, WEEK 1

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 JOE LOUIS: Looks like they are picking up where they left off. Wishes KC Brady pain and that’s not nice

AP#2 ND40: Not used to living away from Bed and Breakfast Basement. Butta accuses ND40 of trying to steal WR Royal.

AP#3 TLICIOUS: Still loves QB Warner. Should re-name team HYVEE Alumni. Still mad they couldn’t grab WR Royal from ND40.

AP#4 BUTTAFUOCO: TE Todd Heap has left building but stole TE Fasano’s luggage. BUTTA QB Don McNabb thinks Butta organization is racist after starting QB Big Ben. BUTTA is pissed after KC stole WR DeSean Jackson.

AP#5 FLC: Naperville is back to normal after “stunning” SCHERF BOWL loss. Looks like a Supa Bowl hangover. Naperville mayor says, “It must stop. We need a win next week or no parade…ever….again”

AP#6 ROSS: WR Anquan wants a trade and Red Oak city council is holding press conference on Tuesday at 2pm about current 8 game skid.

AP#7 KC BEES: Software has gone goofy concerning QB Bradys devastating injury. Software blames KC saying he is bad luck. Software says, “No Cassel!!”. KC says, “Yes Cassel”.

AP#8 MM: MONTREAL wants no part of the “GUT PICK” game next week but they are gonna get it.