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BUTTA PICKS CHAMPIONSHIP/BOWL WEEK XII

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WHO’S HOT: MM (W3)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L3), HOGFATHER (L3)


SUPA BOWL XII

SUPA BOWL I Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 177, T-licious 170 (1999)
SUPA BOWL II Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 207, Usual Suspects 138 (2000)
SUPA BOWL III Results- T-licious 166, Red Oak Sea Snakes 89 (2001)
SUPA BOWL IV Results- KC Bees 144, T-licious 138 (2002)
SUPA BOWL V Results- North Dallas40 156, T-licious 99 (2003)
SUPA BOWL VI Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 164, North Dallas40 96 (2004)
SUPA BOWL VII Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 169, Montreal Machine 131 (2005)
SUPA BOWL VIII Results- T-licious 139, Red Oak Sea Snakes 117 (2006)
SUPA BOWL VIV Results- Fun Lovin’Criminals 153, Buttafuoco Stallions 146
SUPA BOWL X Results- Joe Louis Lions 141, KC Bees 93
SUPA BOWL XI Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 167, North Dallas 40 154

#1 TLICIOUS (11-4) -2 vs #3 MM (9-6)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

CELEBRITY PICKS: Buttapicks.com asked celebrities who they think will win the SUPA BOWL

Alec Baldwin: TLIC
Carrie Underwood: MM
Oprah: MM
Barack Obama: MM
Tiger Woods: MM
Elin Woods: MM
Katie Couric: TLIC
Brittany Murphy: MM
Eddie Murphy: TLIC
Jerry Jones: TLIC
Jenny Jones: TLIC
Jessica Alba: MM
Jessica Simpson: MM
Anderson Cooper: TLIC
David Hasselloff: TLIC
Brad Pitt: MM
Tupac: TLIC
Bill Gates: TLIC
Madonna: TLIC
Brett Favre: TLIC
Deanna Favre: MM

This is TLICs 6th SUPA BOWL appearance and they have TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. TLIC HAS NOT won the BIG one in 4 years. This is MMs 2nd Supa Bowl. They lost 5 years ago in their only appearance.

We’ll here we are. The big diggity dog of them all. SUPA BOWL XII. Both teams had tough games last week to make it to the greatest game in the world. MM has quietly snuck his way in to the big game. For MM…Johnson, Johnson and Jackson are going to be tough for TLIC to deal with. Throw in MM QB Phil and now it’s as tough as getting Oprah into a Subaru. AP1 TLIC RBs Darren and CJ are money but TLIC QB Gerrardo only might be money. This game has fireworks written all over it. Its going to be a nailbiter fo sho. In the end, we take TLIC on the legs of the RBs and WR Roddy taking it on MNF. TLIC BY 2. IT’S THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!





THE BRIDESMAID BOWL (3RD PLACE)

#4 ND40 (7-8) -6 vs #2 BUTTA (8-7)
SEASON SERIES: ND40 2-0

Serena and ND40 were so close to an absolutely magical season. Sure, they make magic in the bedroom. I didn’t say that. Butta was so close to defending the championship but now will have to start evilness again come next September. BUTTA QB Rodgers and Jennings will hook up more than Tiger in a Vegas strip club VIP ROOM. ND40 QB Pimp will be strong to quite strong. ND40 RBs Turner and McCoy have a new hit single out called “Do Me Like You Do”. Seriously, they sound like a 60’s R and B duo. Really dough, they will be very good this weekend. ND40 looks good this weekend and we take them by 6.



TOILET BOWL XI

TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONS
1999- Red Oak Sea Snakes
2000- KC Bees
2001- SteelCurtain
2002 – Montreal Machine
2003---Red Oak Sea Snakes
2004---KC Bees
2005---TLicious
2006---KC Bees
2007—T-licious
2008----Buttafuoco
2009----T-licious


#3 KC BEES (6-9) -14 vs #1 ROSS (8-7)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

KC has taken 3 trips to the Toilet Bowl and is a perfect 3-0. ROSS has been in the Toilet Bowl 2 times and has 2 TB Championships. Both teams are Toilet Bowl gold! Someone will lose their first TB! The Winner gets the #1 pick next year!

Both teams are downright nasty (a good nasty) in the Toilet Bowl. Like the next morning after you eat a bean burrito. Ratings are huge in the TB. The public loves this game. #1 pick at stake and another championship to be battled upon. ROSS QB Sanchez will be just so-so. We cannot deny KC this Championship after the rough season they have had. Software was scene last night on Hollywood Blvd. drunk like no other. He needs a pick me up. ROSS has been as unstable as Jeremy London on Celebrity Rehab this year but the flags and beards are out in Red Oak. Folks, KC..BIG this weekend and a record 4TH TB CHAMPIONSHIP.



WASTE MANAGEMENT BOWL (7TH PLACE)

#4 HOGFATHER (5-10) vs #2 FLC (6-9)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1



PFL/AP/PCS officials are not pleased with the matchup. Ticket sales are rough. This bowl game could possibly lose 20 MILLION DOLLARS. More people are lined up to see Carl Lewis sing a duet with David Hassellhoff. In any case, FLC has a horrible TB Playoff record and are playing like the worst team in the league right now. HOGS are new to this and are playing better football. THE WINNER GETS #3 OVERALL IN NEXT YEARS DRAFT.

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THE ROAD TO SUPA BOWL XII and TOILET BOWL XII


WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W4)



SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS
#1 TLIC (10-4) -5 vs #4 ND40 (7-7)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

TLIC is 7-5 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS with FIVE SUPA BOWL appearances and TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. TLIC HAS NOT BEEN IN THE SB Playoffs in 3 years

ND40 is 5-7 in the SB PLAYOFFS and with THREE SB appearances and ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.

The two teams in that battled in the Toilet Bowl last year are now competing for a trip to SUPA BOWL XII. COTY TLIC had their best regular season in quite some time and are fully loaded in this game. ND40 has ripped off 4 wins in a row and are red hot. This is going to be a high scoring love fest. Both teams are MONEY at RB this week and ND40 QB Pimp is due for a big game. We like the TLIC WRs “Roddy and Pierre” (sounds like two French guys in a horrible ABC sit-com only to be cancelled after 2 episodes) to do damage to ND40 hopes and dreams. This is the best matchup this week. The winner is the clear favorite to win the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. TLIC BY 5



#3 MONTREAL (8-6) -7 vs #2 DEFENDING CHAMPION BUTTAFUOCO (8-6)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

The EVIL EMPIRE BUTTA is an unreal 15-5 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS. SIX SUPA BOWL APPEARANCES and FIVE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS.

MONTREAL is 2-6 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS with ONE SB Appearance.

BUTTA takes a huge hit with QB Rodgers concussion. BUTTA is no stranger to adversity and this week is a mess. MM has quietly put together a SB contender. However, the horrible SB PLAYOFF RECORD is always hanging over them. MM looks strong to quite strong with the WRs named Johnson and RB Jackson. MM QB Rivers will be tough to contain on Thursday night as well. BUTTA is in disary and trying to put together a team to somehow sneak into a 7th SB appearance. MM looks to tough for BUTTA this week. MM wins by a TD and will take a trip to SB XII.


TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS

#1 ROSS (7-7) -1 vs #4 HOGS (5-9)
SEASON SERIES: ROSS 2-0

HOGFATHER HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS

ROSS is 7-11 in the TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS. TWO TB APPEARANCES and TWO TB CHAMPIONSHIPS
ROSS is a savvy Toilet Bowl vet. 2 championships. Hogfather had a disappointing first season but they can go out in grand style with a trip to TOILET BOWL XII. HG will put up a fight but ROSS’ fine RBs will take them to another TB appearance. ROSS by 1.

#3 KC BEES (5-9) -3 vs #2 FLC (6-8)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

KC is 8-2 in the TB PLAYOFFS. THREE TB APPEARANCES and THREE TB CHAMPIONSHIPS

FLC is 4-10 in the TB PLAYOFFS and THREE TB APPEARANCES

KC/Software is the best AP7 team ever. FLC is struggling down the stretch a bit especially after the 38 point spot last week. KC is a fine 8-2 in the TB Playoffs. FLC is 4-10. This is KC all the way to the TB XII.

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FLC vs ROSS

WHATS AT STAKE: Its simple. The winner has a shot to get in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS. The loser most likely get the #1 seed in the TB PLAYOFFS. Points are important for the winner as well. FLC needs a ND40 loss and a W on their end. This is the only way Kanye gets in SBP. FLC’s low point total is an obstacle. ROSS needs to win and needs ND40 to lose.


TLIC vs HOGFATHER:

WHATS AT STAKE: Not much for TLIC. The REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP is pretty much a lock. With a 100 point lead over BUTTA, a TLIC loss could still mean a tie-breaker win for the RS championship for TLIC. For HOGS? Just Uncle Mo for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs and some office bragging rights.

BUTTA vs ND40:

WHATS AT STAKE: BUTTA could actually tie TLIC in the standings for first place if TLIC loses to HG. However, BUTTA has a slim chance to win the RSC. For ND40? First of all, what a great comeback to get in this position from living in the Bed n’ Breakfast basement for the first half of the season. ND40 has a nice point total which means if they win, they are going to not only get in the SBP…... They could be a AP3 going in with a MM loss. That is quite ‘Evil Empire-ish” if you know what I mean. Nice job, ND40…..That said, Butta aint laying down this week.

MM vs KC:

WHATS AT STAKE: Pretty simple here…..sorta. MM wins and they lock up AP3. They lose and they can still get in SBP based on a solid overall point total. If MM loses and completely tanks…I mean like a 60 point game….ROSS could catch them with a monster point game and a W.

COACH OF THE YEAR VOTING: On Tuesday morning, COTY voting begins with a 1st place pick and 2nd place pick….and you cant vote for yourself. Post your pick on the League board. I will post when to begin.

NEW THIS YEAR: The COTY winner gets 4 free beers/or milkshakes/or whatever on Friday night of draft weekend. THE TOLIET BOWL WINNER will drink for FREE on Saturday night of DRAFT WEEKEND. Basically, the other attendees will pitch in to buy all drinks no matter what it is. IF you don’t show for DRAFTWEEKEND you forfeit this prize.

E-Andrews

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W8)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)

FOUR WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON. POINTS! EVERYONE NEEDS POINTS except for TLIC.

GAME O’ THE WEEK
AP1 TLIC (9-1) -10 vs AP2 BUTTA (5-5)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 172, BUTTA 132

AP1-AP2. BUTTA-TLIC. Weve seen this before. TLIC has pretty much clinched the regular season CHAMPIONSHIP. BUTTA needs some separation. Many would say the MM-FLC tussle is the GOTW but you cant ever go wrong with this matchup….Except a high scoring affair, like Tony Parker and one of his teammates wives. Its true! Read it online! TLIC takes this one because the Uncle Mo shows no slowin yet.


MM (5-5) -3 vs FLC (5-5)
LAST MEETING: FLC 136, MM 124

A huge game for both. The winner gets ever so closer to a SB playoff berth. MM has made great strides to get back in the hunt. FLC is still hanging around as well. The winner has a great shot at SB playoff life. MM’s Johnson WRs will be tough but we don’t see QB Brady losing this game. FLC by 3


KC BEES (4-6) -9 vs ND40 (3-7)
LAST SEASON: KC 169, ND40 149

KC QB Vick just saved the Software’s season. Software wants to take credit for the Vick acquisition. KC says Software had nothing to do with it. Here we go again. The two just cant feel the love for one another. Just when ND40 crawls out of the basement with Serena, she pulls him back in. Once you go pasty, you never go back.....ummm outside. An ND40 loss would be devastating to their hopes….as devastating as Brandi losing to Bristol the Pistol. Know what Im sayin’. KC is really looking like they are going to make some noise in the last 4 weeks of regular season play and we take em.


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFODDER (4-6) -1 vs ROSS (5-5)
LAST SEASON: ROSS 121, HF 67

“Slip slidin away. Slip slidin away. You know the nearer your destination…the more youre slip sliding away”, sang Eldon Wright, a part-time worker at the Ace Hardware in Red Oak. The Red Oak faithful should not get too down. Still at 5-5 they are in it. The three game losing skid really needs to end though. HOGS are turning the corner with a nice win last week. At 4-6, they gotta take this GUT game. After that great Pork sandwich GUT had for lunch…….. The GUT likes Hogs in this one.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W7), FLC, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES (L4), HOGFATHER (L3)

FIVE WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON

GAME O’ THE WEEK
ND40 (3-5) -1 vs HOGS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: HOGDADDY 140, ND40 135

ND40 is not dead. Serena found that out last night. HOGS are having issues and need to right the ship starting NOW. This is a MUST WIN game unless you strive for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs. This will be a dandy of a ball game. The loser has major issues ahead. We feel like ND40 Pimp somehow pulls this out. Will QB Pennington find HG WR B-Marshall often? Tough to say. ND40 wins with 1 second left.


TLICIOUS (8-1) -20 vs ROSS (5-4)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 163, ROSS 107

“ROSS is a big tease.” That is what 9 yr old Red Oak native, Jess Christenson said after leaving the stadium on Sunday. ROSS controlled their destiny at AP2 just 3 weeks ago. That control has disappeared like Tiger picking up one of those “escort” cards on the Las Vegas strip. The town still believes though. Clip-on beards still sported by everyone from kindergarten teachers to the oldest of nuns. ROSS is still in this thing. The attitude is still positive.. TLIC has the REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP well in sight. In fact, they are bored…..like Kurt watching womens basketball…..oh wait..nevermind. TLIC takes even more wind out of ROSS’ sails. TLIC by 20



BUTTA (5-4) -4 vs MONTREAL (4-5)
LAST SEASON: BUTTA 166, MM 113

BUTTA at AP2. The Evil Empire being evil. They wont go away. MM is right in thick of it. Butta’s WRs are as suspect as Ellen saying she likes men.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-6) -10 vs FLC (5-4)
LAST SEASON: FLC 158, KC 148

OH man, is the SOFTWARE pissed. 4 game losing streak. The SOFTWARE is so furious at KC. I mean….its bad……real bad. SOFTWARE is blaming KC for everything. When KC plays, the other team blows up but SOFTWARE doesn’t care. Hes drunk. Hes got prostitutes. Hes smoking cigars again. And hes pissed. This is worse than John Daly…doing anything. FLC has a SCHERF CUP and is right where Kanye wants him to be. KC without Brees but GUT cant imagine what SOFTWARE will do if they lose. GUT hopes for a KC win.