BUTTA PICKS CHAMPIONSHIP/BOWL WEEK XII

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WHO’S HOT: MM (W3)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L3), HOGFATHER (L3)


SUPA BOWL XII

SUPA BOWL I Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 177, T-licious 170 (1999)
SUPA BOWL II Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 207, Usual Suspects 138 (2000)
SUPA BOWL III Results- T-licious 166, Red Oak Sea Snakes 89 (2001)
SUPA BOWL IV Results- KC Bees 144, T-licious 138 (2002)
SUPA BOWL V Results- North Dallas40 156, T-licious 99 (2003)
SUPA BOWL VI Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 164, North Dallas40 96 (2004)
SUPA BOWL VII Results-Buttafuoco Stallions 169, Montreal Machine 131 (2005)
SUPA BOWL VIII Results- T-licious 139, Red Oak Sea Snakes 117 (2006)
SUPA BOWL VIV Results- Fun Lovin’Criminals 153, Buttafuoco Stallions 146
SUPA BOWL X Results- Joe Louis Lions 141, KC Bees 93
SUPA BOWL XI Results- Buttafuoco Stallions 167, North Dallas 40 154

#1 TLICIOUS (11-4) -2 vs #3 MM (9-6)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

CELEBRITY PICKS: Buttapicks.com asked celebrities who they think will win the SUPA BOWL

Alec Baldwin: TLIC
Carrie Underwood: MM
Oprah: MM
Barack Obama: MM
Tiger Woods: MM
Elin Woods: MM
Katie Couric: TLIC
Brittany Murphy: MM
Eddie Murphy: TLIC
Jerry Jones: TLIC
Jenny Jones: TLIC
Jessica Alba: MM
Jessica Simpson: MM
Anderson Cooper: TLIC
David Hasselloff: TLIC
Brad Pitt: MM
Tupac: TLIC
Bill Gates: TLIC
Madonna: TLIC
Brett Favre: TLIC
Deanna Favre: MM

This is TLICs 6th SUPA BOWL appearance and they have TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. TLIC HAS NOT won the BIG one in 4 years. This is MMs 2nd Supa Bowl. They lost 5 years ago in their only appearance.

We’ll here we are. The big diggity dog of them all. SUPA BOWL XII. Both teams had tough games last week to make it to the greatest game in the world. MM has quietly snuck his way in to the big game. For MM…Johnson, Johnson and Jackson are going to be tough for TLIC to deal with. Throw in MM QB Phil and now it’s as tough as getting Oprah into a Subaru. AP1 TLIC RBs Darren and CJ are money but TLIC QB Gerrardo only might be money. This game has fireworks written all over it. Its going to be a nailbiter fo sho. In the end, we take TLIC on the legs of the RBs and WR Roddy taking it on MNF. TLIC BY 2. IT’S THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!





THE BRIDESMAID BOWL (3RD PLACE)

#4 ND40 (7-8) -6 vs #2 BUTTA (8-7)
SEASON SERIES: ND40 2-0

Serena and ND40 were so close to an absolutely magical season. Sure, they make magic in the bedroom. I didn’t say that. Butta was so close to defending the championship but now will have to start evilness again come next September. BUTTA QB Rodgers and Jennings will hook up more than Tiger in a Vegas strip club VIP ROOM. ND40 QB Pimp will be strong to quite strong. ND40 RBs Turner and McCoy have a new hit single out called “Do Me Like You Do”. Seriously, they sound like a 60’s R and B duo. Really dough, they will be very good this weekend. ND40 looks good this weekend and we take them by 6.



TOILET BOWL XI

TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONS
1999- Red Oak Sea Snakes
2000- KC Bees
2001- SteelCurtain
2002 – Montreal Machine
2003---Red Oak Sea Snakes
2004---KC Bees
2005---TLicious
2006---KC Bees
2007—T-licious
2008----Buttafuoco
2009----T-licious


#3 KC BEES (6-9) -14 vs #1 ROSS (8-7)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

KC has taken 3 trips to the Toilet Bowl and is a perfect 3-0. ROSS has been in the Toilet Bowl 2 times and has 2 TB Championships. Both teams are Toilet Bowl gold! Someone will lose their first TB! The Winner gets the #1 pick next year!

Both teams are downright nasty (a good nasty) in the Toilet Bowl. Like the next morning after you eat a bean burrito. Ratings are huge in the TB. The public loves this game. #1 pick at stake and another championship to be battled upon. ROSS QB Sanchez will be just so-so. We cannot deny KC this Championship after the rough season they have had. Software was scene last night on Hollywood Blvd. drunk like no other. He needs a pick me up. ROSS has been as unstable as Jeremy London on Celebrity Rehab this year but the flags and beards are out in Red Oak. Folks, KC..BIG this weekend and a record 4TH TB CHAMPIONSHIP.



WASTE MANAGEMENT BOWL (7TH PLACE)

#4 HOGFATHER (5-10) vs #2 FLC (6-9)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1



PFL/AP/PCS officials are not pleased with the matchup. Ticket sales are rough. This bowl game could possibly lose 20 MILLION DOLLARS. More people are lined up to see Carl Lewis sing a duet with David Hassellhoff. In any case, FLC has a horrible TB Playoff record and are playing like the worst team in the league right now. HOGS are new to this and are playing better football. THE WINNER GETS #3 OVERALL IN NEXT YEARS DRAFT.

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THE ROAD TO SUPA BOWL XII and TOILET BOWL XII


WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W4)



SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS
#1 TLIC (10-4) -5 vs #4 ND40 (7-7)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

TLIC is 7-5 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS with FIVE SUPA BOWL appearances and TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. TLIC HAS NOT BEEN IN THE SB Playoffs in 3 years

ND40 is 5-7 in the SB PLAYOFFS and with THREE SB appearances and ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.

The two teams in that battled in the Toilet Bowl last year are now competing for a trip to SUPA BOWL XII. COTY TLIC had their best regular season in quite some time and are fully loaded in this game. ND40 has ripped off 4 wins in a row and are red hot. This is going to be a high scoring love fest. Both teams are MONEY at RB this week and ND40 QB Pimp is due for a big game. We like the TLIC WRs “Roddy and Pierre” (sounds like two French guys in a horrible ABC sit-com only to be cancelled after 2 episodes) to do damage to ND40 hopes and dreams. This is the best matchup this week. The winner is the clear favorite to win the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. TLIC BY 5



#3 MONTREAL (8-6) -7 vs #2 DEFENDING CHAMPION BUTTAFUOCO (8-6)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

The EVIL EMPIRE BUTTA is an unreal 15-5 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS. SIX SUPA BOWL APPEARANCES and FIVE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS.

MONTREAL is 2-6 in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS with ONE SB Appearance.

BUTTA takes a huge hit with QB Rodgers concussion. BUTTA is no stranger to adversity and this week is a mess. MM has quietly put together a SB contender. However, the horrible SB PLAYOFF RECORD is always hanging over them. MM looks strong to quite strong with the WRs named Johnson and RB Jackson. MM QB Rivers will be tough to contain on Thursday night as well. BUTTA is in disary and trying to put together a team to somehow sneak into a 7th SB appearance. MM looks to tough for BUTTA this week. MM wins by a TD and will take a trip to SB XII.


TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS

#1 ROSS (7-7) -1 vs #4 HOGS (5-9)
SEASON SERIES: ROSS 2-0

HOGFATHER HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS

ROSS is 7-11 in the TOILET BOWL PLAYOFFS. TWO TB APPEARANCES and TWO TB CHAMPIONSHIPS
ROSS is a savvy Toilet Bowl vet. 2 championships. Hogfather had a disappointing first season but they can go out in grand style with a trip to TOILET BOWL XII. HG will put up a fight but ROSS’ fine RBs will take them to another TB appearance. ROSS by 1.

#3 KC BEES (5-9) -3 vs #2 FLC (6-8)
SEASON SERIES: 1-1

KC is 8-2 in the TB PLAYOFFS. THREE TB APPEARANCES and THREE TB CHAMPIONSHIPS

FLC is 4-10 in the TB PLAYOFFS and THREE TB APPEARANCES

KC/Software is the best AP7 team ever. FLC is struggling down the stretch a bit especially after the 38 point spot last week. KC is a fine 8-2 in the TB Playoffs. FLC is 4-10. This is KC all the way to the TB XII.

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FLC vs ROSS

WHATS AT STAKE: Its simple. The winner has a shot to get in the SUPA BOWL PLAYOFFS. The loser most likely get the #1 seed in the TB PLAYOFFS. Points are important for the winner as well. FLC needs a ND40 loss and a W on their end. This is the only way Kanye gets in SBP. FLC’s low point total is an obstacle. ROSS needs to win and needs ND40 to lose.


TLIC vs HOGFATHER:

WHATS AT STAKE: Not much for TLIC. The REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP is pretty much a lock. With a 100 point lead over BUTTA, a TLIC loss could still mean a tie-breaker win for the RS championship for TLIC. For HOGS? Just Uncle Mo for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs and some office bragging rights.

BUTTA vs ND40:

WHATS AT STAKE: BUTTA could actually tie TLIC in the standings for first place if TLIC loses to HG. However, BUTTA has a slim chance to win the RSC. For ND40? First of all, what a great comeback to get in this position from living in the Bed n’ Breakfast basement for the first half of the season. ND40 has a nice point total which means if they win, they are going to not only get in the SBP…... They could be a AP3 going in with a MM loss. That is quite ‘Evil Empire-ish” if you know what I mean. Nice job, ND40…..That said, Butta aint laying down this week.

MM vs KC:

WHATS AT STAKE: Pretty simple here…..sorta. MM wins and they lock up AP3. They lose and they can still get in SBP based on a solid overall point total. If MM loses and completely tanks…I mean like a 60 point game….ROSS could catch them with a monster point game and a W.

COACH OF THE YEAR VOTING: On Tuesday morning, COTY voting begins with a 1st place pick and 2nd place pick….and you cant vote for yourself. Post your pick on the League board. I will post when to begin.

NEW THIS YEAR: The COTY winner gets 4 free beers/or milkshakes/or whatever on Friday night of draft weekend. THE TOLIET BOWL WINNER will drink for FREE on Saturday night of DRAFT WEEKEND. Basically, the other attendees will pitch in to buy all drinks no matter what it is. IF you don’t show for DRAFTWEEKEND you forfeit this prize.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W8)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)

FOUR WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON. POINTS! EVERYONE NEEDS POINTS except for TLIC.

GAME O’ THE WEEK
AP1 TLIC (9-1) -10 vs AP2 BUTTA (5-5)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 172, BUTTA 132

AP1-AP2. BUTTA-TLIC. Weve seen this before. TLIC has pretty much clinched the regular season CHAMPIONSHIP. BUTTA needs some separation. Many would say the MM-FLC tussle is the GOTW but you cant ever go wrong with this matchup….Except a high scoring affair, like Tony Parker and one of his teammates wives. Its true! Read it online! TLIC takes this one because the Uncle Mo shows no slowin yet.


MM (5-5) -3 vs FLC (5-5)
LAST MEETING: FLC 136, MM 124

A huge game for both. The winner gets ever so closer to a SB playoff berth. MM has made great strides to get back in the hunt. FLC is still hanging around as well. The winner has a great shot at SB playoff life. MM’s Johnson WRs will be tough but we don’t see QB Brady losing this game. FLC by 3


KC BEES (4-6) -9 vs ND40 (3-7)
LAST SEASON: KC 169, ND40 149

KC QB Vick just saved the Software’s season. Software wants to take credit for the Vick acquisition. KC says Software had nothing to do with it. Here we go again. The two just cant feel the love for one another. Just when ND40 crawls out of the basement with Serena, she pulls him back in. Once you go pasty, you never go back.....ummm outside. An ND40 loss would be devastating to their hopes….as devastating as Brandi losing to Bristol the Pistol. Know what Im sayin’. KC is really looking like they are going to make some noise in the last 4 weeks of regular season play and we take em.


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFODDER (4-6) -1 vs ROSS (5-5)
LAST SEASON: ROSS 121, HF 67

“Slip slidin away. Slip slidin away. You know the nearer your destination…the more youre slip sliding away”, sang Eldon Wright, a part-time worker at the Ace Hardware in Red Oak. The Red Oak faithful should not get too down. Still at 5-5 they are in it. The three game losing skid really needs to end though. HOGS are turning the corner with a nice win last week. At 4-6, they gotta take this GUT game. After that great Pork sandwich GUT had for lunch…….. The GUT likes Hogs in this one.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W7), FLC, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES (L4), HOGFATHER (L3)

FIVE WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON

GAME O’ THE WEEK
ND40 (3-5) -1 vs HOGS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: HOGDADDY 140, ND40 135

ND40 is not dead. Serena found that out last night. HOGS are having issues and need to right the ship starting NOW. This is a MUST WIN game unless you strive for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs. This will be a dandy of a ball game. The loser has major issues ahead. We feel like ND40 Pimp somehow pulls this out. Will QB Pennington find HG WR B-Marshall often? Tough to say. ND40 wins with 1 second left.


TLICIOUS (8-1) -20 vs ROSS (5-4)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 163, ROSS 107

“ROSS is a big tease.” That is what 9 yr old Red Oak native, Jess Christenson said after leaving the stadium on Sunday. ROSS controlled their destiny at AP2 just 3 weeks ago. That control has disappeared like Tiger picking up one of those “escort” cards on the Las Vegas strip. The town still believes though. Clip-on beards still sported by everyone from kindergarten teachers to the oldest of nuns. ROSS is still in this thing. The attitude is still positive.. TLIC has the REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP well in sight. In fact, they are bored…..like Kurt watching womens basketball…..oh wait..nevermind. TLIC takes even more wind out of ROSS’ sails. TLIC by 20



BUTTA (5-4) -4 vs MONTREAL (4-5)
LAST SEASON: BUTTA 166, MM 113

BUTTA at AP2. The Evil Empire being evil. They wont go away. MM is right in thick of it. Butta’s WRs are as suspect as Ellen saying she likes men.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-6) -10 vs FLC (5-4)
LAST SEASON: FLC 158, KC 148

OH man, is the SOFTWARE pissed. 4 game losing streak. The SOFTWARE is so furious at KC. I mean….its bad……real bad. SOFTWARE is blaming KC for everything. When KC plays, the other team blows up but SOFTWARE doesn’t care. Hes drunk. Hes got prostitutes. Hes smoking cigars again. And hes pissed. This is worse than John Daly…doing anything. FLC has a SCHERF CUP and is right where Kanye wants him to be. KC without Brees but GUT cant imagine what SOFTWARE will do if they lose. GUT hopes for a KC win.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W4)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L4)


GAME OF THE WEEK
FLC (3-3) -2 vs ROSS (4-2)
LAST SEASON: FLC 2-1

The GOTW features ROSS and FLC. We wonder if this matchup has ever been the GOTW. Folks, Red Oak BELIEVES. The town is crazy. Taco’s on Tuesday. Wednesday?.....ROSS HUMP DAY. On Wednesday, there was a huge rally in Red OAK……and when FLC comes to town things get even more crazy. A rivalry game and GOTW….both teams are contenders….LETS get it on. We see a very close game. Really, this one can go either way. Its like Lady Gaga at a dinner with Pitt and Jolie. Which one does she go with at the end of the night? Its hard to go against this ROSS magic going on but we will. I mean what are the odds of the Rangers going to the WS and ROSS going 5-2. We think FLC TE Tony M. has a big day and pushes FLC to a tight victory. Also, FLC WR Wes gets his grove back. FLC BY 2



HOGFATHER (3-3) -2 vs TLIC (5-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH

THE BATTLE OF BRENTWOOD? OR THE LOU? What are we gonna call it? HOGS had their best week ever and look like they are hitting stride. TLIC looks like the one to beat. Hopefully this is a rivalry in the making…..like Holyfield vs Tyson…….You look at these two lineups and it’s a tough one. It will be a high scoring affair with a touch of drama. MNF features a slew of players in this game. We think this is the Week of the HOG. Hogs are on the upswing. TLIC has a letdown game. HOGS WIN BY 2



KC BEES (3-3) -8 vs MONTREAL (2-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: 1-1-1

A big game for MM. If MM loses they will have a big hole to dig out of…like Favre vs Deanna. KC and The Software have been bickering all week like an old married couple. A loss for KC means drinking, hookers and dance clubs all week for the SOFTWARE…..Actually win or lose that is always the SOFTWARE’s week. KC gets the nod because we feel a real monster day out of KC QB BREES. MM has some holes to fill with bye weeks. KC BY 8



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
BUTTA (3-3) -10 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-1

A REMATCH OF THE 2009 SUPA BOWL is the GUT PICK. The gut pick features a must win situation for ND40. Next week is SCHERF BOWL, so we don’t know if ND40 is looking past Butta or not. ND40 is a professional, so we think not. ND40 needs QB Carson to stop being ‘not good.’ The GUT doesn’t analyze. The GUT just PICKS. The GUT SAYS……….EVIL EMPIRE BY 10.

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AP#1 TLICIOUS: TLIC comes through again. TLIC controls his own SB playoff destiny now. A showdown hoedown with HOGFATHER this week.

AP#2 ROSS: What a story. ROSS hasn’t been this high in the rankings since 2006 when the went to the SUPA BOWL.. Red Oak Sea Snake flags are all over town. ROSS has won 3 straight and this week they get a fired up Kanye.

AP#3: KC BEES: Software and KC are not on speaking terms right now. Nuff said.

AP#4 BUTTA: Hanging around at AP4…The Evil Empire ain’t dead yet. Still this team is on shaky ground. They hookup with ND40 in a SB rematch.

AP#5 FLC: Kanye and FLC still are ‘ridin dirty’ down Naperville Blvd.

AP#6 HOGFATHER: Hogs put up their best performance in their young history. A huge showdown with AP1 this week.

AP#7 MONTREAL: A very tough loss on a fine offensive performance. MONTREAL needs some love. A few wins get them back into the top 4. They are a good team that has some breaks coming for them in the future.

AP#8 ND40: They need to start winnin. 12-2 record from last year is forgotten as far as Serena is concerned. She’s sayin, “What have you done for me lately?” The Basement Bed and Breakfast is back in business.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W3)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-2) -13 vs ROSS (3-2)
LAST SEASON: 1-1

Seriously, When was the last time ROSS was in the GOTW. This is a HUGE game for ROSS. A win puts them at 4-2 and possibly a share of first place. KC/Software is starting to roll like Favre on a blackberry. The Software is feeling it. He even went shopping for new clothes at Von Maur before hitting the bars. KC was not pleased. Red Oak is buzzing right now. The town has the fever like Eldrick Woods pulling an all-nighter at the Adult Book Store off I-80. Clip-on beards are popping up everywhere. KC looks strong this week. Can ROSS WRs Moss and Lloyd keep up with KC WRs Miles and Reg. Its gonna be tough. ROSS needs to keep that WR matchup close and needs ROSS RB Ryan T. to put up big points to get the upset. Red Oak believes! KC by 13


TLIC (4-1) -3 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-0

You would think AP1 vs AP8 is not a big game. This one is. Not only a rivalry but two teams trying to find out who they are. ND40 is not a team that should be AP8 but W’s is the name of the game. An ND40 loss here and they will be in MUST-WIN situations by Week 8. TLIC is clear cut AP1 right now and they are HOT. Like Alyssa Milano…..doing anything…..anytime….like ever. Folks, this will be a high scoring affair. ND40 is going all out. Look for 300-plus total points in this one. The big difference in the game? TLIC RB Chris Johnson’s 30 points this week. TLIC BY 3



FLC (3-2) -1 vs BUTTA (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0

Butta has fallen on hard times. Injuries and Under achievers. The quick hook has been activated. Coffee is for closers and this team does not drink coffee. The Evil Empire is on a downward swing and looking for someone to show something. FLC is in the hunt….like Anderson Cooper standing in the middle of a Category 5 hurricane. He has no business there….YET….hes there! Should be a very close game. BUTTA picks up QB Eli and rolls with him. It will be interesting to see how FLC WR Wes plays this week. Should be a close one. FLC by 1


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFATHER (2-3) -2 vs MM (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH

The gut game is a big one. The loser will have some digging to do. The health of MM WR Calvin is critical to their success. HF has some nice matchups according to the GUT. MM looks good too…like a Jimmy Johns #14……according to the GUT. The GUT looks…..thinks……and says………….BRISTAL PALIN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS………..oh, HOGS BY 2.

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Hat tip to the HogFather...

A Saturday Without Hawkeye Football

What's a guy to do?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC, FLC (W2)
WHO’S NOT: ND40, MM (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
AP#1TLIC (3-1) -10 vs AP#2FLC (3-1)
LAST SEASON: TLIC 1-0-1

Our GAME OF THE WEEK is a PCS showdown between AP1/AP2. Last year these two had a 117-117 tie before they both entered the TB PLAYOFFS. FLC hasn’t been in a big game for quite a while. TLIC usually performs well after a Toilet Bowl year. These two teams are not huge rivals such as a TLIC/KC match or a FLC/ND40 tilt so a new rivalry could be born. Its only week five but this is where the separation begins. TLIC QB ROMO gets the start and that is always an adventure. The TLIC RBs is where TLIC is strongest but needs RB CJ to get going and he will. FLC is suspect this week with FLC RB MARION (A Butta dropout) and will need to carried by FLC RB AP. The whole world is on FLC QB Hill this week. Lots of pressure. Both WR trio’s are formidable but this game falls on both QBs. It should be a high scoring good time but TLIC has too much on this warm weekend. MNF will be great as FLC RB AP will need about 35 to win. TLIC BY 10.



BUTTA (2-2) -9 vs ROSS (2-2)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0

Red Oak is pumped. We don’t know if ROSS is trying to sell more clip-on beards or what but the shot was called. ROSS predicts victory like Namath and Messier before him. This is just what they needed. Times are hard in Red Oak and people are down. Jobs are scarce. BUT THEY LOVE THE SEA SNAKES. A huge game for ROSS. Defeating the DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPS and EVIL EMPIRE is just what they need. BUTTA comes off the loss to TLIC. This BUTTA team has more gaping holes than Paris Hilton in a homemade sex tape. BUTTA QB Rodgers is the glue that keeps this team afloat. ROSS cut ties with both QBs and starts ROOK QB SAM. Also, brought in was RB Torain but the main threat is ROSS RB MJD. Should be a great one with ROSS WR BRAYLON going for the win on MNF. BUTTA just has enough to beat the young QB SAM. BUTTA BY 9



KC BEES (2-2) -13 vs HOGFATHER (2-2)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH

Hogs put up a bad one last week. KC still cant believe they aren’t 4-0 at this point. Both teams have endured tough losses and this is a huge game to get momentum going. KC caught the SOFTWARE drinking 40’s on Wednesday night. A night where they are supposed to work on the game plan. Tensions are rising again between the two. We think KC has too much this week with QB Brees and WR Wayne. HF RB Rice needs to prove he was worth the high draft pick this week. KC by 13




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (1-3) -1 vs ND40 (1-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: 1-1
ND40 in the GUT PICK. He invented the GUT PICK. In a week where we see Brett Favre’s PP we get a great GUT PICK game. Both teams clearly need a win. Right now, folks think ND40 is the better team. The gut thinks not. THE GUT feels the MM frustration like Brett feels the need to show his peter to hot chick whos not his wife. There is something we like about MM this week. This is a breakout game for MM. ND40 QB Pimples is not going to get by with a Brett like performance. Folks, MM in a mild upset which puts the highly touted ND40 at 1-4 and leaves Serena wondering, “Is that Brett Favre’s Harry Wang?”

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: FLC

BP: How are you?

FLC: life is great for FLC….lol. :p Best family ever!!!!! Super talented kids. My beautiful bride makes the yummiest meals. YUM-O!!!!!!! I get to hang with my besties in Naperthrille all day long and do AWESOME things! Job is going well…making soooooooo much money and have clients who loooooove me. Every day I wake up and say: “R U KIDDING ME????????” For realssssssssssssssss-y. ;)



BP: This is a big week for FLC. Even though it’s early, this AP1 vs. AP2 game is as big as Naperville has seen since your Supa Bowl victory. How is the team preparing?

FLC: lot of carb loading, Butta. Oh, and multi-pack purchases of Chasers, the official hangover relief of TPG.

Oh, you meant how the team is preparing. Sorry.

Ummmmmm….lots of extra film sessions. Oh, and extra Indian Runs, Terrible 20’s, Box Drills and 4 Corners. 4 weeks in and FLC is still kinda soft. Not Delta Burke caught in a mattress factory with the Pillsbury Doughboy soft, but soft nonetheless.


BP: It’s interesting that you hired Kanye as your VP/Public Relations/Hype Man. A lot of people around the league thought it was to get back at ND40 for his teaming up with Serena. Ever since ND40 started SMACKIN DAT AZZ, they have been a dominate force in the league. In fact, ND40 is 3rd in All-time wins and have become part of the PFL elite. How has the relationship between you and Kanye helped FLC Football and is this in retaliation to ND40 front office success?


FLC: An unnamed source has suggested that ND40 owner Kurt’s trips to Eastern Europe (specifically Budapest) serve the sole purpose of obtaining East German anabolic steroids. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. Have we seen ND40 become more aggressive and dominant on the fantasy football field over the past couple of years? Absolutely. Have we also seen ND40 fade in November and December, like Snooki’s tan in January? You bet. Connection to East German anabolic steroid use….you be the judge.

Have you seen Serena lately? Dude…err…gal looks more like Carl Weathers in “Predator” than a woman’s tennis pro.


Aside from all the blatant cheating, Kanye has been a stabilizing force in the FLC front office. Guy is the epitome of calm, cool and collected. Plus, he puts the “a-s-s” in “c-l-a-s-s”.


BP: Rumor has it you and Kanye like to roll up and down the streets of N-Ville in the mini-van after a victory…..and with the focus of harassing Naperville’s most attractive moms. You guys call it “Riding Dirty”. Is this true? Also, we all know that black on black crime is a serious problem in our nation. White on White crime is serious in Naperville as we know. Now, Naperville is calling you guys, “Oreo Nation” and “Twist Ice Cream” when you roll in the mini-van. Are you guys causing trouble?

FLC: No question the Naperville po-po are on the lookout for the street custom Odyssey after FLC victories. They think they can see us lean but the Honda is tint so it ain't easy to be seen. Sure, we got warrants in every city except Houston, but we still ain’t losin’.


Kanye and FLC get this bad boy reputation that we just don’t live up to. In fact, our favorite post-victory routine is to head to some exclusive Naperville haunts and chill with our shorties. Not sure if the rest of the nation has heard of such hot spots as Buffalo Wild Wings and Five Guys, but that’s how Kanye and FLC roll….exclusive. We like poppin’ bottles in the ice; like a blizzard. Oh, and when Kanye and FLC drink, we do it right; gettin’ slizzard. Our post-victory celebrations are like being in a top-notch private aircraft, but I can’t come up with the right name to describe it.

To top off a victory weekend, Kanye and FLC hit the super exclusive Cold Stone. Too damn bad for the rest of TPG’s that you don’t have access to such luxuries like Kanye and me.


BP: Finally, what would a win over TLIC mean to the city this week?

FLC: A victory this weekend would soften a lot of recent Naperville disappointments: the loss in the Illinois State debate finals by the Naperville Central High School Redhawks, the closing of the Ann Taylor Loft on 75th Street and the fact that the city fell to the 54th best place to live according to Money magazine (after being #3 in 2008).

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AP#1 TLICIOUS: Its been a long time since AP#1. Its an AP1 VS AP2 showdown this week. TLIC watching FLC game film instead of Letterman? Its true!

AP#2 FLC: Kanye and FLC are feeling the love. Its been a long time since this team had this much excitement going on. This game verses TLIC will bring out the N-ville hot moms in tight fitting FLC gear.

AP#3: KC BEES: This team is better than its 2-2 record. KC is more upset about this then the SOFTWARE. Usually the Software is the one with short unpredictable temper. Stay tuned.

AP#4 BUTTA: This not a good Stallions team yet they always sit around AP4 the first half of the season. The loss to TLIC was devastating.

AP#5 ROSS: Red Oak is excited about the 2-2 start. Clip-on beards are back in style.

AP#6 HOGFATHER: Hogs have had ups and downs. This week was one to forget.

AP#7 ND40: Clearly a team better than their record. ND40 WR Randy wants out. ND40 usually gets through the drama and starts to win games. Serena is not panicking.

AP#8 MONTREAL: MM needs to get it together. However, a slow start could mean a strong finish. A complete opposite of last year.

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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W8), TLIC (5-0-1)
WHO’S NOT: KC (L4)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ROSS (1-0) -1 vs ND40 (0-1)
LAST SEASON: 1-1

THE BATTLE OF TEXAS ALWAYS IS A GREAT ONE. ROSS is flying high right now. 1-0 out of the gates. Red Oak is waving Snakes flags all over town. Everyone seems to have ROSS gear on in the streets. At the local Gentleman’s establishment, the ladies are wearing ROSS G’s. Its crazy. ND40 gets punked at the end by FLC to lose this years first Scherf Extravaganza. They played a great game and Serena never lets up, so expect a tough game from ND40 once again. What a great matchup. ND40 QB Pimples vs ROSS QB Eli. Head to Head. ND40 WR MOSS is being a fool again heading into this game. Not good for ND40. ROSS RB MJD is looking for a big game. This will be a high scoring affair. The Manning QB duel is huge but both teams have great running games as well. We like ND40 RBs TURNER AND MCCOY to give ROSS RB MJD/Charles a good run for their money. Close game folks. We think ROSS has some Uncle Mo. We take them by 1.




AP1 TLIC (1-0) -3 vs MM (0-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: MM 2-0

Well look at TLIC. AP1 out of the gates. Its been a while. They went crazy on the Software. MM had a rough first week and a motivated TLIC will not make matters better. TLIC seems to have faith in RB McFadden. TLIC RB Arian takes a seat and he is not happy. This could get interesting. TLIC gives qb Romo the start which is always an adventure. MM QB Rivers needs to play well to stay in this one. MM RBs Mathews/Jackson keep it close but TLIC gets by 3



KC BEES (0-1) -7 vs BUTTA (1-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0

BUTTA played an ugly,ugly game last week. Somehow they get a W. KC played a great game but take the loss. Now the Software is a little nervous. They go 0-2 and he will come down on KC hard. Things will not be good. KC looks strong this week with QB Brees, WR Austin, WR Wayne and TE Davis. BUTTA needs QB Rodgers to hit WR Jennings and TE JerMike Finley often. Also, if BUTTA RB Gore doesn’t bring it, they have no chance. Butta’s 8 game streak comes to an end. KC wins by at least a TD. Software gonna get drunk on Monday night.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
FLC (1-0) -3 vs HOGFATHER(0-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NONE

The GUT had a huge lunch. Buffet. This game is like a Buffet. Hogs looking for win #1. FLC and Kanye trying to pick up moms in Naperville all week took a toll on the town. Nothing like hot moms being told to stay inside after dark. The GUT features an FLC club that is eyeing AP1. HOGS are going to play much better. GUT loves RB Rice this week but something tells us FLC is going to win another one. GUT SAYS FLC BY 3

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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W7), TLIC (4-0-1)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L2), KC (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
SCHERF BOWL
ND40 (0-0) -6 vs FLC (0-0)
LAST SEASON: ND40 WINS SCHERF CUP 2-0
LIFE TIME SCHERF WINS: ND40 12, FLC 10
CUPS WON: ND40 6, FLC 5

First time ever, a SCHERF BOWL in Week 1. ND40, Serena and their fans were not happy about a week 1 matchup. ND40 was quoted saying, “You cant have a SCHERF BOWL in Week 1. It’s like if I just took Serena with zero foreplay. Its too fast. We need to ease into it and than BAM……SCHERF BOWL. This will be voted on next year. No more SCHERF BOWL in week 1. Too quick of an organism. The season didn’t even start!!” FLC and Kanye are looking for a better season. You cant roll together in Naperville in a mini-van with a losing season anymore. Hot Nville moms aint having that. ND40 has the cup. Presently the score is FLC 35, ND40 13. FLC TE Shiancoe goes nuts. FLC RB AP was ok….just ok. ND40 is very close to catching TLIC in overall wins and comes off a Butta Beating in SB XI. This battle puts FLC QB Brady vs ND40 QB Pimples yet again. Always a great matchup. We like the ND40 RB Spiller/McCoy tandem to surprise FLC like Oprah eating a salad with no dressing. FLC dosent see it coming. ND40 takes this by 6.



KC BEES (0-0) -8 vs TLIC (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: KC 2-0

Always a classic. The TLIC/KC game is greatness. KC owned TLIC last year. The Software was dancing in the streets after putting up 218 in one of the matchups last year. KC QB BREES put up a nice 33 so they have the lead. This week we are not confident in TLIC QB Romo or the TLIC WR trio. TLIC RB Chris J has a big load to carry…like Dom DeLuise running a triathlon. KC and The software have plenty going for them to win another on TLIC. Look out for KC TE Vernon to go gangsta. KC by 8.



HOGFATHER (0-0) -11 vs BUTTA (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NONE

Welcome to the Hogfather. This franchise has seen STEEL and JOE LOUIS run away. JL won a SB CHAMPIONSHIP. Now the Hog takes over and we hope he stays for years to come. World Champion Butta had a SB hangover draft. So, its Hogs inaugural game verses the Evil Empire. Butta brings back QB Aaron Rodgers back into the fold to try to repeat. HF QB Charles Schwab is going to have a big year and you have to like him going into this game. We like what The Father has cooking. RB Rice if goimg to go off. This one is decided on the MNF matchup of BUTTA WR JOHNNY KNOXVILLE vs. HF WR BOWE. BUTTA is a slow starter and HF inaugural game. Hogs win. We think HF is just stronger overall and we take them by 11.

GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (0-0) -1 vs ROSS (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: MM 2-0

How about this little ditty? The cursed MM vs Red Oak. The ROSS fans are excited. So excited. ROSS relinquished his control during the draft like Lindsay Lohan having someone else smoke the crackpipe. Its good but not as good as doing it yourself. The Red Oak faithful love the team this year as do we. No paper bags at any of the preseason games. This team is for real. MONTREAL is always a high-scoring power in the regular season. ROSS is confident in QB Cutler like Eldrick Tiger Woods is at DA CLUB. The GUT loves this game. It just seems like crazy game with lots of turnovers in the mud. If ROSS can stop MM WR Andre they win this thing. THE GUT SAYS MM by an extra point.

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