BUTTA PICKS, WEEK 5

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WEEK 4 featured some amazingly close games. ROSS gets TEAM OF THE WEEK honors by easily disposing of AP1 JOE LOUIS. Our first big upset of the year. The ROSS 10 game losing streak is over. New AP1 ND40 beats TLICIOUS and is a team to be reckon with. KC took the field without a QB and loses to the surging AP3 MONTREAL. MONTREAL has won their last 3. In a rematch of last years SUPA BOWL, Buttafuoco beats FLC by one point. FLC has lost 2 in a row and could easily be 3-1. This week will start the separation of the league. AP1 ND40 meets MM, both 3-1. ROSS tangles with FLC, both 1-3. Then, TLIC and JOE LOUIS goes head to head at 2-2. This is CRAZY. Then in the GUT PICK, BUTTA goes against “THE SOFTWARE” and KC BEES.


WHO’S HOT: MONTREAL W3
WHO’S NOT: FLC L2


GAME OF THE WEEK
AP1 ND40 (3-1) -7 vs AP3 MONTREAL (3-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: MM 2-1

WOW. We can tell you right off the bat, this will be quite a football game. This week both lineups feature some huge potential. MONTREAL has surprised all of us with a 3-1 start. It seems like they got screwed at every moment last year. They are out to get back in the upper division. What can you say about ND40? The pastiest team in America is AP1 and living it up. ND40 QB Pimples is back off the bye week and he should be better than ever this week. At least better than what weve seen this season so far. MM QB Romo should be equally as good. When we look at the game we see “fvcking gangbusters”. Big points everywhere. Once again, this is a fairly even game but once again, ND40 has the wildcard in TE Witten. He is difference maker and clarifies the importance of a great TE. ND40 and TE Witten win by 7.


SECOND BEST GAME
AP5 JOE LOUIS (2-2) -9 vs AP4 TLIC (2-2)
LAST SEASON SERIES: JOE 2-1

Damn. This is the sequel to the Pastygangsta Golf Championship held in St. Lou. The TLIC meltdown. The quiet cockiness of JOE LOUIS. We’ll more importantly, here is the first meeting of the season of two teams that need a boost. Both at 2-2, a win gives a boost of momentum and leaves the loser feeling like Gary Coleman competing at the World Sumo Wrestling Championships. This is a very difficult game to breakdown. TLIC WR Lance and Antonio? Sounds like two gay guys opening up a pizza joint. Not a hardcore football contest. Then, you have JL WR Randall Moss. Where this guy goes from here is anyones guess. TLIC RB LT seems like hes getting together but we need another big game. He should get his this week. HYVEE QB Warner is like Good Favre/ Bad Favre. Hes got a tough game this week but at home. When it comes down to it, TLIC can win this game. It wouldnt be a surprise if they did but we will take JOE LOUIS behind the likes of QB Brees and RB Frank. JOE LOUIS by 9.



AP6 FLC (1-3) -6 vs AP7 ROSS (1-3)
LAST SEASON SERIES: TIE 1-1

The ROSS soap opera is now at a fever pitch. ROSS snaps the streak by beating JOE and Red Oak is a new city. Some have dusted off the clip on beards but not all. ROSS can feel the momentum. FLC is unlucky in love. The defending champ is 1-3 with two heartbreakers. The big question here is will ROSS RB Westy play? If so, this can change the complexity of the game. For now we’ll say no. FLC QB Jay needs a rebound week and this is a big test for ROSS QB Campbell. ROSS RB LJ has come back from the dead. This will be a real battle in the trenches. A low scoring showdown that leaves FLC on top with WR Andre having a BIG game.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
AP2 BUTTA (3-1) -5 vs AP8 KC BEES (1-3)
LAST SEASON SERIES: KC 2-0


Merciful Heavens. The GUT just watched Sarah Palin get all sensual and sexual on the TV. The GUT is a little excited. Even in all his excitement, the GUT is befuddled by Sarah’s accent. The GUT says its annoying yet comforting. Now, the GUT sees this game and the excitement has turned to sourness (limp). KC’s fumbles from center all game last week is even enough to make Joe Biden smile. BUTTA WR Braylon playing the freaking air guitar after scoring his first TD last week. Nauseating. KC has some big time greatness in RB Barber, WR Marshall, WR Fitzy and even rookie WR DeSean. The GUT feels there is just too much tension between THE SOFTWARE and KC BEE. BUTTA by 5. GUT thinks it will be very close. BUTTA WR Kevin Walter is as white as you can get hence the name Kevin Walter. (This guy was a ROSS hero two years ago.) Yep