Tuesday, September 9, 2008
BUTTA PICKS, WEEK 2
BUTTA PICKS goes 1-3 in week 1. Just keep playin’. We have never had a losing season. Week one was a doozie. ND40 comes back to win SCHERF BOWL XX. ND40 couldn’t lose that one and they come through. The other big story is KC QB Brady. A shocking blow to KC. Now, KC QB Cassel enters the picture. Can KC overcome? ROSS hits 8 on the losing streak and now is one away from tying himself, FLC and ND40 for the record 9 losses in a row.. BUTTA gets win #95 on the all-time list. JOE LOUIS is AP1 yet again. TLICIOUS holds of MM to win their last 3 contests. Everyone in Naperville is worried about the Supa Bowl hangover. Lets kick week 2 in the Worlds Greatest Fake Football League.
WHO’S HOT: TLIC W3
WHO’S NOT: ROSS L8
GAME OF THE WEEK
AP4 BUTTA (1-0) -3 vs AP3 TLIC (1-0)
LAST SEASON SERIES: BUTTA 2-0
Last season wasn’t even close. Both games were big victories for BUTTA. This season both teams start out with very good performances. The two teams are the most successful teams in league history. A great GOTW. The reunion of TLIC and QB Warner bring back the old days of juggling apples and other produce in the back room of a darkly lit Altoona HyVee. Warner sending TLIC deep as he throws a perfect spiral with the Sara Lee pound cake, only as the Sara Lee pound cake deflecting off the hands and chest of TLIC pegs the unassuming female assistant manager in the tats. Folks those days are long gone. We’ll see how long this reunion lasts. TLIC WR Wayne faces BUTTA for the first time in a long time. TLIC WR REG is an all-time fav of Butta (owned him 3 years in a row…..and I do mean OWNED) and quite frankly this matchup is very awkward for both. TLIC strength this week is the RB tandem of RB LT and Big Brandon. BUTTA QB Big Ben and WR San Antonio need to get going and they will this week. The boo birds came out last week for BUTTA RB Action Jackson and there is much to prove this week. BUTTA RB Marshawn is a BUTTA favorite and is naming his next kid after him. Folks, this will be a close game. BUTTA has its hands full with the TLIC RB tandem but all BUTTA WR’s are going to out-do trader TLIC WR Reggie and Butta wins by a “My Bironis” FG. BUTTA will need WR TO to come back and win the game on MNF. BUTTA BY 3
BATTLE OF NORTH TEXAS
AP2 ND40 (1-0) -13 vs AP6 RED OAK SEA SNAKES (0-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: ND40 2-0
We here at buttapicks.com love this game. The freaking BATTLE OF NORTH TEXAS. Folks, is ND40 BACK? Mr. September is back??!! We think so. As for ROSS, they cannot afford to go 0-2. THIS IS A BIG GAME IN A BIG STATE. The ND40 RBs are rock solid in RB Fast Will and RB AP. All of a sudden, the ND40 WRs look mighty fine. And then, you have a breakout QB in ND40 QB Rodgers. Folks, look out. Also, great matchups for ND40. ROSS puts all the weight on QB Derek’s shoulders. He and ROSS WR Braylon better let loose. ROSS TE Gates better suck it up. A major story of this game is if ROSS RB LJ can put together a good game this week. All the ROSS pieces must fit the puzzle this week. Folks, ND40 rolls and we think they are back to the PASTYGANGTA elite. This team has a very successful track record in September. This is an up year, A COY kind of year. We see it. They will be a solid AP2 or even 1 after this week. ND40 by 13
SO-SO GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (0-1) -2 vs FLC (0-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 2-1
Lets take you back to last December, a cold December afternoon. SUPA BOWL SEMI-FINAL PLAYOFF GAME…FLC upsets KC and goes on to win SUPA BOWL VIV. After week one, both teams are 0-1 and sweating just a little. In week 2, the defending champion FLCs face a shell-shocked KC Bees squad who just lost QB Brady. Enter KC QB Carson. A tough spot for KC to be in. The good news for them is KC WR Marshall is back. Along with KC WR Fitz this is a nice WR duo this week. As for KC WR Chad Zero, that’s as unpredictable as ND40 putting a one dollar chip on Kelsy’s buttocks. KC RB features the mighty RB Barber and he will be fine. FLC QB Gerrardo needs to put this team on his shoulders….the other two that need to get it going are FLC RBs Clinton and Selly. The FLC WR trio are strong but they need go out and show it. FLC WR Andre and Colston are money players. FLC WR Hines was great last week. This FLC bunch needs to show up. KC comes back with force in this one but its gonna be very close. KC RB Barber closes the show on MNF. KC by 2
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
AP8 MONTREAL (0-1) -3 vs AP1 JOE LOUIS (1-0) (GUT)
AP1 JOE LOU (1-0) -8 vs AP8 MONTREAL (0-1) (BUTTAPICKS.COM)
SEASON SERIES: JOE LOU 2-0
Merciful heavens. JOE LOUIS is back or so he thinks. MONTREAL is not happy with AP8. The gut loves games like this. It looks like another JOE LOU victory but it doesn’t sit well with the gut. The gut says this has upset written all over it. MM is no slouch with QB Romo, WR Plax, WR Houch and WR Driver. MM RBs T-Jones and super rook RB Forte. The gut likes it. The real reason the gut doesn’t like JOE. JOE RB Turner. Turner’s gut is bigger than “The Gut”. Gut says JOE RB Turner’s gut is a fraud. He has challenged him to a “gutfest”. No sure what that is but it sounds scary. We pick JOE LOUIS by 8. The gut says MM by 3. Sorry, don’t know what to tell you.
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