AP PCS POLL, WEEK 4

AP1 ND40: Good things happen when you have RB Ernie on your team. Mr September lives up to the name. BIG Showdown vs MM next week

AP2 BUTTAFUOCO: Have won 2 close games. Not an impressive AP2 but winning games anyway. WR Donald Duck Dunn Driver is invisible.

AP3 MONTREAL: Winning Ugly. This is a sneaky team. MM trying to keep Jess Simpson far away from Clubhouse. Wants ND40 badly

AP4 TLICIOUS: RB LT is coming back. Tough loss this week. HYVEE QB Warner is wacky.

AP5 JOE LOUIS: Loses to AP8 ROSS. It was a bad bye week for them but we can rank them behind TLIC until next weeks clash

AP6 FLC: The defending champ not getting any breaks. Last 2 losses by a combined 3 points. Naperville is not giving up hope. WR Hines will not show his face in NAPERVILLE this week.

AP7 ROSS: When you beat AP1 team by 20 plus you rise to AP7. All of a sudden, the city of Red Oak believes. A win next week and the paper bags turn to clip on beards

AP8 KC BEES: The software hates QB Carson and the owner. Software wants to partner with ND40 next year. Software hates everything right now

Oh Butta....

Folks, Heather Locklear

Nice mug shot of ROSS Cheerleader. Things are looking up in Red Oak

John Elway Engaged to Former Oakland Raider Cheerleader!

Awwww...aren't the kids cute? The wife-to-be is former Raiiiiiddder (channeling my best Chris Berman) cheerleader Paige Green.

Johnny should know better than to take his troops into enemy territory but I gotta admit...it's nice territory.

Best of luck to the future Elway-Greens.

Green-Elways?

Whatever.

Enjoy helping him floss those horse teeth every night, Paige.

This has been your PFL Hollywood Minute update.

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We’ll what a week 2! We have 5 teams at 2-1. ROSS is only 2 games back. Speaking of ROSS, they break an old record. TLICIOUS downs ROSS. Perhaps if RB Westy doesn’t get hurt, we would have had a different scenario. JOE LOUIS is AP1 once again. After spending most of last year in that slot, they are right back at the top again. JOE LOUIS beats an underachieving, disappointing BUTTAFUOCO. KC BEES get a big win over the former AP1 ND40. We think KC is on the move. Perhaps the game of the week was MM beating defending champion FLC by just a few. It came down to the last minutes of MNF. MONTREAL is another team with some potential. This week will provide some separation in the standings with a HUGE Tlicious vs ND40 tussle. Winner gets some or all of first place.


WHO’S HOT: MONTREAL W2
WHO’S NOT: ROSS L10


GAME OF THE WEEK
AP4 ND40 (2-1) -9 vs AP3 TLIC
LAST SEASON SERIES: TLIC 2-1

A rematch of last years TOILET BOWL. Always an epic battle. This is our GOTW. Both teams want to avoid the mediocre 2-2 mark. The league is tight and every W matters. The two clubs have met in a SUPA BOWL and a TOILET BOWL. Folks, TLIC RB LT is back! And he usually eats up the Raiders. TLIC RB REG has been quality so far but it wont last. This week these two will be tough. ND40 RB AP and Earnest will have a tough task keeping up. What is going on with the FA WRs in this tilt? That’s just wrong. Its as wrong as Kurtie with a George Hamilton tan. ND40 Stuckey? TLIC Meachem and Bryant? Desperation with byes in week 4 already? Actually, buttapicks.com had WR Meachem in their “super-sleeper” category in August. The kid has got skills. ND40 Stuckey will need some mojo. You gotta give the WR edge to ND40. ND40 WR Dwayne Bowe is freak but has to overcome the problems around him. We do like him this week. ND40 WR Jennings will be big. ND40 will really take advantage with TE Witten in this one. ND40 BY 9


SECOND BEST GAME
AP2 BUTTA (2-1) -7 vs AP7 FLC (1-2)
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 3-0

And here is the REMATCH OF SUPA BOWL VIV. FLC remarkably swept this series last year. First time ever. FLC wins a very close SUPA BOWL and Naperville is finally put on the football map. Both teams are trying to figure out who they are. Only Denny Green knows. BUTTA QB Edwards looks like he’ll get the start although that can change any moment. BUTTA RBs Marshawn is in for a big game but we cant say the same for RB Action Jackson. FLC RBs Portis and Perry need to come up big. The BUTTA WR trio (TO, Smitty and Donald Duck Driver) is scary, so FLC Wide outs (AJ, Coles and Hines) must produce. Anything can happen with FLC QB Cutler taking the snaps, so you cant be too confident if you take BUTTA but we say BUTTA gets SUPA BOWL REVENGE and wins by a TD.



BYE WEEK BOWL
AP5 MONTREAL (2-1) -2 vs AP6 KC BEES (1-2)
LAST SEASON SERIES: TIE 1-1

Both teams are filled with bye weeks. This will makes things very interesting this week. A MM win and they are sitting very pretty with a share of 1st place. A KC BEE loss and they have to start digging. KC is 1-2 but we are pimping this squad. KC WRs Marshall and Fitzy will be very good this week. KC RB Marion is a buttapicks.com favorite and he always comes correct. We think KC QB Carson will make up some big numbers this week. We are very concerned about KC RB Edge, so MM must capitalize with their RB Combo of Forte and Tommy Jones. MM QB Romo should have a big game again but we cant go against KC this week. KC BY 10.


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
AP1 JOE LOUIS LIONS (2-1) -12 vs AP8 ROSS (0-3)
SEASON SERIES: JOE 2-0

Merciful Heavens. This game couldn’t have come at a worse time for ROSS. We don’t need an 11 game losing streak in the city of Red Oak. Fans are revolting. ROSS Football is the only thing these people live for. The gut is feeling quezzy. Now, the gut knows JOE LOUIS has major bye issues this week but the gut doesn’t think ROSS RBs LenDale and Buckhalter can do anything. Even new ROSS QB Big Ben makes the gut not very excited. JOE LOU RBs Fat Turner and Gore could have really big days. The gut has nothing good to say about ROSS except this will be a pretty close game for ROSS but they wont win. The gut cant take ROSS until hes sees a "W". ROSS loses 11 straight. JOE by 12

AP PCS POLL, WEEK 3

AP#1 JOE LOUIS: Back at #1 and gets ROSS next week. The rest of the league could be chasin again

AP#2 BUTTAFUOCO: Bad loss but they beat TLIC who is AP3. QB's are banged up. Thats a concern

AP#3 TLICIOUS: beats AP8 ROSS. Will need to step it up for showdown with ND40. Shockey gets hurt and dropped. Harsh.

AP#4 ND40: Falls down to AP4 after very disappointing week.

AP#5 MONTREAL: A huge win and MM is winning ugly

AP#6 KC BEES: Look out for this team. They are going to get better

AP#7 FLC: Naperville is on a roller coaster ride. A win verses BUTTA and they should be AP3 or better

AP#8 ROSS: The record 10 game losing streak and ROSS is talking about moving the team. Red Oak is not happy. The paper bags are out.

BUTTA PICKS, WEEK 3

Hello. Im Brent Musburger. I am here to give you buttapicks.com……here on CBS. First off, Ive heard most of you are Iowa HACKeye fans. Well, its been a fun year for you thus far. The HACKeyes are fun to do play-by-play for. I cheer for the Buckeyes ever so slightly when they play the HACKeyes. I like Hayden Fry. Anyway, I love Pastygangsta football and that is why I am here. And how about that week 2. An amazing display of football. How about ND40? A surprise AP1. ND40 brings it with authority. They crushed ROSS. They are something like 34-7 in September. The BUTTAFUOCO STALLIONS beat TLICIOUS in last weeks finest battle. Butta QB McNabb is one heck of a quarterback. Butta wins by 3 points (buttapicks spread was 3) and is AP#2 right where they finished last year. The defending PCS National Champion Fun Lovin Criminals proved to everyone they are no one year wonder. FLC beats KC but the KC BEES fought to the very end. They come WAY back but not enough as FLC brings home a win. MONTREAL shocks JOE LOUIS. This win was huge for MONTREAL. They need momentum. JOE LOUIS has only lost four games in their Pastygangsta lives. Folks, lets break these games down.

WHO’S HOT: ND40 W2, BUTTA W2
WHO’S NOT: ROSS L9, KC BEES L2


GAME OF THE WEEK
AP2 BUTTA (2-0) -3 vs AP4 JOE LOU (1-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: BUTTA 2-1

Folks, this is the old guard meets the new. Last year, JOE LOUIS comes in and thinks they are cool. They win the regular season championship BY going 12-2. Then they meet the Evil Empire, the Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, Americas Team…the BUTTAFUOCO STALLIONS. Butta wins and destroys the dreams and hopes of JOE in their very first season. Unbelievable. Folks, this week BUTTA got one of his all-time favorite players in WR Steve Smith. The media has said they gave too much but Butta wants guys on their team that want to play da foosball. JOE LOUIS has incredible RB matchups this week. RB Orange Julius and Gore have cupcakes in front of them. They both should have fine numbers. These 2 backs could really put a hurtin on Buttafuoco. BUTTA RB Marshawn is a Butta man. Butta will either go with RB Action Jackson or one of the rookies. We expect above average production out of them. BUTTA WRs TO, Smitty and Driver are arguably the best trio in the league. JOE LOU WR Moss is very questionable from here on out but JOE WR Calvin is turning into a freak. This game will be high-scoring and close. The game will come down to JOE LOU WR Chambers on MNF but he will come up two points short. BUTTA BY 3


AP3 FLC (1-1) -4 vs AP6 MONTREAL (1-1)
LAST SEASON SERIES: TIE 1-1

Folks, a big game for both. The defending champions verses a team searching for an identity. MM has only two winning seasons. MONTREAL needs to start 2-1. FLC has a new identity. That of a winner. If only Sara Lee and Debbie knew that he’d be set. Going 1-2 after a Supa Bowl year wont cut it for the high maintenance folk of Naperville. Now, weve had this conversation before but whose moms are hotter? Carrolton, TX, Naperville, IL or West Des Moines, IA? We’d have to go with the HACKeye State. All of a sudden I really like this MONTREAL team. MM QB Romo will be throwin silly but FLC has found his franchise QB in QB Jay. How about MM WR Plax? He’ll be tough to stop this week. FLC WR Devery has to do something. He needs a 20 point game. I love FLC QB Cutler in this game and I feel the hot QB can carry a team. Right now, FLC QB Jay is that guy. If it wasn’t for him we’d go with MONTREAL all the way. FLC wins a close game on the arm of Jay Cutler.



AP1 ND40 (2-0) -2 vs AP7 KC BEES (0-2)
LAST SEASON SERIES: KC BEES 2-0

What can you say about NORTH DALLAS FORTY? Looking powerful. A #1 ranking in the PCS. KC BEES are slowly getting it back together after the QB Brady injury. The Software has been thrown off course. This game could make ND40 a force. KC cant go 0-3 or the software will start taking hostages. It’s a tremendous matchup. The big story of this game KC QB Eli vs ND40 QB Peyton. Archie will be in the ND40 suite which kind of makes us suspicious. I mean, what about the KC box or even Dayna’s Big 12 suite. ND40 and DAYNA in separate suites? Where is TMZ when you need them? KC WR Ocho Fucko just doesn’t seem like a KC kinda guy. Yet, KC is going with him again. Look out for KC WR Fitz, Marshall and RB Marion Jr. They will be very difficult on ol’ ND40. ND40 has great depth as well with RB Adrian, RB Earnest, WR Jennings and great TE Witten. Folks, this will be a high scoring slugfest and very close. We are going to go with hot ND40 but this one can go either way.


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
AP5 TLICIOUS (1-1) -3 vs AP8 ROSS (0-2)
SEASON SERIES: TLIC 2-0

Merciful Heavens. ROSS is in danger of breaking a 10 year old record. Can ROSS RB LJ do anything to stop it? ROSS has called out RB LJ in the media and that is never good. RB LJ has done the same. TLIC is trying to get over a difficult defeat to the Stallions. The gut wants no part of a record breaking game. He feels bad for ROSS, who had their dream season not long ago. In fact, this matchup was the SUPA BOWL that year. The gut thinks this one will be a great game and he never thinks that. ROSS trying not to break the record is enough drama to make this a GOTW. This one will be exciting and will be decided on MNF. TLIC WR Crotch and K Nate verses ROSS TE Gates and WR Vinnie. Folks it comes down to that and guess what the gut thinks? ROSS by1. WOW. The gut likes to take risks….like ND40 at a Harrahs buffet.

ANSWER THE FVCKING POLL QUESTIONS. IT ONLY TAKES 5 SECONDS. LAZY ASSES

We’ll Im Brent Mushburger and this has been fun. We’ll see you next time. Enjoy IOWA vs PITT on ESPN 2 at 11am this SATURDAY.

Yahoo Headline: "Why Tony Kornheiser apologized last night"

Uhhhh....because he sucks?

No, apparently there's more to it than that.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Why-Tony-Kornheiser-apologized-last-night?urn=nfl,108035

AP PCS POLL, WEEK 2

AP#1 ND40: ND40 loves September. Its been a long time since they grabbed AP#1. Now the get WR Steve Smith back

AP#2 BUTTA: Benches QB Ben and puts QB Donny in. Butta wins. QB Donny and WR TO on the same team?

AP#3 FLC: Naperville is back. The Supa Bowl hang over is no longer a worry

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: Where did RB Turner go? JOE has never been this low in the rankings.

AP#5 TLICIOUS: Tough loss but now gets troubled Red Oak

AP#6 MONTREAL: WR Royal comes through

AP#7 KC BEES: Software says QB Brady is faking injury

AP#8 ROSS: Red Oak is officially in a football recession. Could break record with 10th loss in a row. Emergency town meeting tonight where ROSS must explain.

FLC's Weekend

When your place kicker has more points that your opponent's starting QB, it's going to be a good one.

Matt, to loosely paraphrase from the movie War Games: "Mr. KC Bees, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your draft software sucks."