Saturday, November 20, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
BUTTA PICKS 11: Ever eat at Bang Bang?
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W8)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)
FOUR WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON. POINTS! EVERYONE NEEDS POINTS except for TLIC.
GAME O’ THE WEEK
AP1 TLIC (9-1) -10 vs AP2 BUTTA (5-5)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 172, BUTTA 132
AP1-AP2. BUTTA-TLIC. Weve seen this before. TLIC has pretty much clinched the regular season CHAMPIONSHIP. BUTTA needs some separation. Many would say the MM-FLC tussle is the GOTW but you cant ever go wrong with this matchup….Except a high scoring affair, like Tony Parker and one of his teammates wives. Its true! Read it online! TLIC takes this one because the Uncle Mo shows no slowin yet.
MM (5-5) -3 vs FLC (5-5)
LAST MEETING: FLC 136, MM 124
A huge game for both. The winner gets ever so closer to a SB playoff berth. MM has made great strides to get back in the hunt. FLC is still hanging around as well. The winner has a great shot at SB playoff life. MM’s Johnson WRs will be tough but we don’t see QB Brady losing this game. FLC by 3
KC BEES (4-6) -9 vs ND40 (3-7)
LAST SEASON: KC 169, ND40 149
KC QB Vick just saved the Software’s season. Software wants to take credit for the Vick acquisition. KC says Software had nothing to do with it. Here we go again. The two just cant feel the love for one another. Just when ND40 crawls out of the basement with Serena, she pulls him back in. Once you go pasty, you never go back.....ummm outside. An ND40 loss would be devastating to their hopes….as devastating as Brandi losing to Bristol the Pistol. Know what Im sayin’. KC is really looking like they are going to make some noise in the last 4 weeks of regular season play and we take em.
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFODDER (4-6) -1 vs ROSS (5-5)
LAST SEASON: ROSS 121, HF 67
“Slip slidin away. Slip slidin away. You know the nearer your destination…the more youre slip sliding away”, sang Eldon Wright, a part-time worker at the Ace Hardware in Red Oak. The Red Oak faithful should not get too down. Still at 5-5 they are in it. The three game losing skid really needs to end though. HOGS are turning the corner with a nice win last week. At 4-6, they gotta take this GUT game. After that great Pork sandwich GUT had for lunch…….. The GUT likes Hogs in this one.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
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In the fast lane
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
B-PICKS 10
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W7), FLC, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES (L4), HOGFATHER (L3)
FIVE WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON
GAME O’ THE WEEK
ND40 (3-5) -1 vs HOGS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: HOGDADDY 140, ND40 135
ND40 is not dead. Serena found that out last night. HOGS are having issues and need to right the ship starting NOW. This is a MUST WIN game unless you strive for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs. This will be a dandy of a ball game. The loser has major issues ahead. We feel like ND40 Pimp somehow pulls this out. Will QB Pennington find HG WR B-Marshall often? Tough to say. ND40 wins with 1 second left.
TLICIOUS (8-1) -20 vs ROSS (5-4)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 163, ROSS 107
“ROSS is a big tease.” That is what 9 yr old Red Oak native, Jess Christenson said after leaving the stadium on Sunday. ROSS controlled their destiny at AP2 just 3 weeks ago. That control has disappeared like Tiger picking up one of those “escort” cards on the Las Vegas strip. The town still believes though. Clip-on beards still sported by everyone from kindergarten teachers to the oldest of nuns. ROSS is still in this thing. The attitude is still positive.. TLIC has the REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP well in sight. In fact, they are bored…..like Kurt watching womens basketball…..oh wait..nevermind. TLIC takes even more wind out of ROSS’ sails. TLIC by 20
BUTTA (5-4) -4 vs MONTREAL (4-5)
LAST SEASON: BUTTA 166, MM 113
BUTTA at AP2. The Evil Empire being evil. They wont go away. MM is right in thick of it. Butta’s WRs are as suspect as Ellen saying she likes men.
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-6) -10 vs FLC (5-4)
LAST SEASON: FLC 158, KC 148
OH man, is the SOFTWARE pissed. 4 game losing streak. The SOFTWARE is so furious at KC. I mean….its bad……real bad. SOFTWARE is blaming KC for everything. When KC plays, the other team blows up but SOFTWARE doesn’t care. Hes drunk. Hes got prostitutes. Hes smoking cigars again. And hes pissed. This is worse than John Daly…doing anything. FLC has a SCHERF CUP and is right where Kanye wants him to be. KC without Brees but GUT cant imagine what SOFTWARE will do if they lose. GUT hopes for a KC win.
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W7), FLC, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES (L4), HOGFATHER (L3)
FIVE WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON
GAME O’ THE WEEK
ND40 (3-5) -1 vs HOGS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: HOGDADDY 140, ND40 135
ND40 is not dead. Serena found that out last night. HOGS are having issues and need to right the ship starting NOW. This is a MUST WIN game unless you strive for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs. This will be a dandy of a ball game. The loser has major issues ahead. We feel like ND40 Pimp somehow pulls this out. Will QB Pennington find HG WR B-Marshall often? Tough to say. ND40 wins with 1 second left.
TLICIOUS (8-1) -20 vs ROSS (5-4)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 163, ROSS 107
“ROSS is a big tease.” That is what 9 yr old Red Oak native, Jess Christenson said after leaving the stadium on Sunday. ROSS controlled their destiny at AP2 just 3 weeks ago. That control has disappeared like Tiger picking up one of those “escort” cards on the Las Vegas strip. The town still believes though. Clip-on beards still sported by everyone from kindergarten teachers to the oldest of nuns. ROSS is still in this thing. The attitude is still positive.. TLIC has the REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP well in sight. In fact, they are bored…..like Kurt watching womens basketball…..oh wait..nevermind. TLIC takes even more wind out of ROSS’ sails. TLIC by 20
BUTTA (5-4) -4 vs MONTREAL (4-5)
LAST SEASON: BUTTA 166, MM 113
BUTTA at AP2. The Evil Empire being evil. They wont go away. MM is right in thick of it. Butta’s WRs are as suspect as Ellen saying she likes men.
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-6) -10 vs FLC (5-4)
LAST SEASON: FLC 158, KC 148
OH man, is the SOFTWARE pissed. 4 game losing streak. The SOFTWARE is so furious at KC. I mean….its bad……real bad. SOFTWARE is blaming KC for everything. When KC plays, the other team blows up but SOFTWARE doesn’t care. Hes drunk. Hes got prostitutes. Hes smoking cigars again. And hes pissed. This is worse than John Daly…doing anything. FLC has a SCHERF CUP and is right where Kanye wants him to be. KC without Brees but GUT cant imagine what SOFTWARE will do if they lose. GUT hopes for a KC win.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
B-PICKS 7
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W4)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L4)
GAME OF THE WEEK
FLC (3-3) -2 vs ROSS (4-2)
LAST SEASON: FLC 2-1
The GOTW features ROSS and FLC. We wonder if this matchup has ever been the GOTW. Folks, Red Oak BELIEVES. The town is crazy. Taco’s on Tuesday. Wednesday?.....ROSS HUMP DAY. On Wednesday, there was a huge rally in Red OAK……and when FLC comes to town things get even more crazy. A rivalry game and GOTW….both teams are contenders….LETS get it on. We see a very close game. Really, this one can go either way. Its like Lady Gaga at a dinner with Pitt and Jolie. Which one does she go with at the end of the night? Its hard to go against this ROSS magic going on but we will. I mean what are the odds of the Rangers going to the WS and ROSS going 5-2. We think FLC TE Tony M. has a big day and pushes FLC to a tight victory. Also, FLC WR Wes gets his grove back. FLC BY 2
HOGFATHER (3-3) -2 vs TLIC (5-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH
THE BATTLE OF BRENTWOOD? OR THE LOU? What are we gonna call it? HOGS had their best week ever and look like they are hitting stride. TLIC looks like the one to beat. Hopefully this is a rivalry in the making…..like Holyfield vs Tyson…….You look at these two lineups and it’s a tough one. It will be a high scoring affair with a touch of drama. MNF features a slew of players in this game. We think this is the Week of the HOG. Hogs are on the upswing. TLIC has a letdown game. HOGS WIN BY 2
KC BEES (3-3) -8 vs MONTREAL (2-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: 1-1-1
A big game for MM. If MM loses they will have a big hole to dig out of…like Favre vs Deanna. KC and The Software have been bickering all week like an old married couple. A loss for KC means drinking, hookers and dance clubs all week for the SOFTWARE…..Actually win or lose that is always the SOFTWARE’s week. KC gets the nod because we feel a real monster day out of KC QB BREES. MM has some holes to fill with bye weeks. KC BY 8
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
BUTTA (3-3) -10 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-1
A REMATCH OF THE 2009 SUPA BOWL is the GUT PICK. The gut pick features a must win situation for ND40. Next week is SCHERF BOWL, so we don’t know if ND40 is looking past Butta or not. ND40 is a professional, so we think not. ND40 needs QB Carson to stop being ‘not good.’ The GUT doesn’t analyze. The GUT just PICKS. The GUT SAYS……….EVIL EMPIRE BY 10.
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W4)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L4)
GAME OF THE WEEK
FLC (3-3) -2 vs ROSS (4-2)
LAST SEASON: FLC 2-1
The GOTW features ROSS and FLC. We wonder if this matchup has ever been the GOTW. Folks, Red Oak BELIEVES. The town is crazy. Taco’s on Tuesday. Wednesday?.....ROSS HUMP DAY. On Wednesday, there was a huge rally in Red OAK……and when FLC comes to town things get even more crazy. A rivalry game and GOTW….both teams are contenders….LETS get it on. We see a very close game. Really, this one can go either way. Its like Lady Gaga at a dinner with Pitt and Jolie. Which one does she go with at the end of the night? Its hard to go against this ROSS magic going on but we will. I mean what are the odds of the Rangers going to the WS and ROSS going 5-2. We think FLC TE Tony M. has a big day and pushes FLC to a tight victory. Also, FLC WR Wes gets his grove back. FLC BY 2
HOGFATHER (3-3) -2 vs TLIC (5-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH
THE BATTLE OF BRENTWOOD? OR THE LOU? What are we gonna call it? HOGS had their best week ever and look like they are hitting stride. TLIC looks like the one to beat. Hopefully this is a rivalry in the making…..like Holyfield vs Tyson…….You look at these two lineups and it’s a tough one. It will be a high scoring affair with a touch of drama. MNF features a slew of players in this game. We think this is the Week of the HOG. Hogs are on the upswing. TLIC has a letdown game. HOGS WIN BY 2
KC BEES (3-3) -8 vs MONTREAL (2-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: 1-1-1
A big game for MM. If MM loses they will have a big hole to dig out of…like Favre vs Deanna. KC and The Software have been bickering all week like an old married couple. A loss for KC means drinking, hookers and dance clubs all week for the SOFTWARE…..Actually win or lose that is always the SOFTWARE’s week. KC gets the nod because we feel a real monster day out of KC QB BREES. MM has some holes to fill with bye weeks. KC BY 8
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
BUTTA (3-3) -10 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-1
A REMATCH OF THE 2009 SUPA BOWL is the GUT PICK. The gut pick features a must win situation for ND40. Next week is SCHERF BOWL, so we don’t know if ND40 is looking past Butta or not. ND40 is a professional, so we think not. ND40 needs QB Carson to stop being ‘not good.’ The GUT doesn’t analyze. The GUT just PICKS. The GUT SAYS……….EVIL EMPIRE BY 10.
Monday, October 18, 2010
AP PCS 7
AP PCS POLL
AP#1 TLICIOUS: TLIC comes through again. TLIC controls his own SB playoff destiny now. A showdown hoedown with HOGFATHER this week.
AP#2 ROSS: What a story. ROSS hasn’t been this high in the rankings since 2006 when the went to the SUPA BOWL.. Red Oak Sea Snake flags are all over town. ROSS has won 3 straight and this week they get a fired up Kanye.
AP#3: KC BEES: Software and KC are not on speaking terms right now. Nuff said.
AP#4 BUTTA: Hanging around at AP4…The Evil Empire ain’t dead yet. Still this team is on shaky ground. They hookup with ND40 in a SB rematch.
AP#5 FLC: Kanye and FLC still are ‘ridin dirty’ down Naperville Blvd.
AP#6 HOGFATHER: Hogs put up their best performance in their young history. A huge showdown with AP1 this week.
AP#7 MONTREAL: A very tough loss on a fine offensive performance. MONTREAL needs some love. A few wins get them back into the top 4. They are a good team that has some breaks coming for them in the future.
AP#8 ND40: They need to start winnin. 12-2 record from last year is forgotten as far as Serena is concerned. She’s sayin, “What have you done for me lately?” The Basement Bed and Breakfast is back in business.
AP#1 TLICIOUS: TLIC comes through again. TLIC controls his own SB playoff destiny now. A showdown hoedown with HOGFATHER this week.
AP#2 ROSS: What a story. ROSS hasn’t been this high in the rankings since 2006 when the went to the SUPA BOWL.. Red Oak Sea Snake flags are all over town. ROSS has won 3 straight and this week they get a fired up Kanye.
AP#3: KC BEES: Software and KC are not on speaking terms right now. Nuff said.
AP#4 BUTTA: Hanging around at AP4…The Evil Empire ain’t dead yet. Still this team is on shaky ground. They hookup with ND40 in a SB rematch.
AP#5 FLC: Kanye and FLC still are ‘ridin dirty’ down Naperville Blvd.
AP#6 HOGFATHER: Hogs put up their best performance in their young history. A huge showdown with AP1 this week.
AP#7 MONTREAL: A very tough loss on a fine offensive performance. MONTREAL needs some love. A few wins get them back into the top 4. They are a good team that has some breaks coming for them in the future.
AP#8 ND40: They need to start winnin. 12-2 record from last year is forgotten as far as Serena is concerned. She’s sayin, “What have you done for me lately?” The Basement Bed and Breakfast is back in business.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
BUTTA PICKS 6
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W3)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L3)
GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-2) -13 vs ROSS (3-2)
LAST SEASON: 1-1
Seriously, When was the last time ROSS was in the GOTW. This is a HUGE game for ROSS. A win puts them at 4-2 and possibly a share of first place. KC/Software is starting to roll like Favre on a blackberry. The Software is feeling it. He even went shopping for new clothes at Von Maur before hitting the bars. KC was not pleased. Red Oak is buzzing right now. The town has the fever like Eldrick Woods pulling an all-nighter at the Adult Book Store off I-80. Clip-on beards are popping up everywhere. KC looks strong this week. Can ROSS WRs Moss and Lloyd keep up with KC WRs Miles and Reg. Its gonna be tough. ROSS needs to keep that WR matchup close and needs ROSS RB Ryan T. to put up big points to get the upset. Red Oak believes! KC by 13
TLIC (4-1) -3 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-0
You would think AP1 vs AP8 is not a big game. This one is. Not only a rivalry but two teams trying to find out who they are. ND40 is not a team that should be AP8 but W’s is the name of the game. An ND40 loss here and they will be in MUST-WIN situations by Week 8. TLIC is clear cut AP1 right now and they are HOT. Like Alyssa Milano…..doing anything…..anytime….like ever. Folks, this will be a high scoring affair. ND40 is going all out. Look for 300-plus total points in this one. The big difference in the game? TLIC RB Chris Johnson’s 30 points this week. TLIC BY 3
FLC (3-2) -1 vs BUTTA (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0
Butta has fallen on hard times. Injuries and Under achievers. The quick hook has been activated. Coffee is for closers and this team does not drink coffee. The Evil Empire is on a downward swing and looking for someone to show something. FLC is in the hunt….like Anderson Cooper standing in the middle of a Category 5 hurricane. He has no business there….YET….hes there! Should be a very close game. BUTTA picks up QB Eli and rolls with him. It will be interesting to see how FLC WR Wes plays this week. Should be a close one. FLC by 1
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFATHER (2-3) -2 vs MM (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH
The gut game is a big one. The loser will have some digging to do. The health of MM WR Calvin is critical to their success. HF has some nice matchups according to the GUT. MM looks good too…like a Jimmy Johns #14……according to the GUT. The GUT looks…..thinks……and says………….BRISTAL PALIN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS………..oh, HOGS BY 2.
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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W3)
WHO’S NOT: ND40 (L3)
GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-2) -13 vs ROSS (3-2)
LAST SEASON: 1-1
Seriously, When was the last time ROSS was in the GOTW. This is a HUGE game for ROSS. A win puts them at 4-2 and possibly a share of first place. KC/Software is starting to roll like Favre on a blackberry. The Software is feeling it. He even went shopping for new clothes at Von Maur before hitting the bars. KC was not pleased. Red Oak is buzzing right now. The town has the fever like Eldrick Woods pulling an all-nighter at the Adult Book Store off I-80. Clip-on beards are popping up everywhere. KC looks strong this week. Can ROSS WRs Moss and Lloyd keep up with KC WRs Miles and Reg. Its gonna be tough. ROSS needs to keep that WR matchup close and needs ROSS RB Ryan T. to put up big points to get the upset. Red Oak believes! KC by 13
TLIC (4-1) -3 vs ND40 (1-4)
LAST SEASON MEETING: ND40 2-0
You would think AP1 vs AP8 is not a big game. This one is. Not only a rivalry but two teams trying to find out who they are. ND40 is not a team that should be AP8 but W’s is the name of the game. An ND40 loss here and they will be in MUST-WIN situations by Week 8. TLIC is clear cut AP1 right now and they are HOT. Like Alyssa Milano…..doing anything…..anytime….like ever. Folks, this will be a high scoring affair. ND40 is going all out. Look for 300-plus total points in this one. The big difference in the game? TLIC RB Chris Johnson’s 30 points this week. TLIC BY 3
FLC (3-2) -1 vs BUTTA (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0
Butta has fallen on hard times. Injuries and Under achievers. The quick hook has been activated. Coffee is for closers and this team does not drink coffee. The Evil Empire is on a downward swing and looking for someone to show something. FLC is in the hunt….like Anderson Cooper standing in the middle of a Category 5 hurricane. He has no business there….YET….hes there! Should be a very close game. BUTTA picks up QB Eli and rolls with him. It will be interesting to see how FLC WR Wes plays this week. Should be a close one. FLC by 1
GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFATHER (2-3) -2 vs MM (2-3)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NEVAH
The gut game is a big one. The loser will have some digging to do. The health of MM WR Calvin is critical to their success. HF has some nice matchups according to the GUT. MM looks good too…like a Jimmy Johns #14……according to the GUT. The GUT looks…..thinks……and says………….BRISTAL PALIN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS………..oh, HOGS BY 2.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
A Saturday Without Hawkeye Football
What's a guy to do?
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
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