AP PCS Rankings 11

AP#1 ND40: 8 wins already. SB playoff tickets already on sale. Venus is Ticket Manager. Beat TLIC by 2. They cant do anything wrong right now. No, it wasnt ND and Serena flipping off the stadium…it was…..

AP#2 MONTREAL: MM is rolling along just waiting for their shot at ND40. Kanye had no chance against the MACHINE.

AP#3: BUTTA: BUTTA gets back on track by hurting ROSS. They get reeling TLIC this week. BUTTA installing stripper polls at home games when Vandy's mom comes to the games

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: beats KC and and still hanging around. QB Brees and WR Wayne are a scary combo.

AP#5 KC BEES: Software still not speaking to KC. Software has gone into hiding while KC runs the show. The daily morning coffee between the two is postponed indefinitely

AP#6 ROSS: Its been a roller coaster season for ROSS. The fans have faith but MM is in front of them this week.

AP#7 FLC : The league has fined FLC and Kanye for flipping off the stadium in the loss to MM. We knew this was coming.

AP#8 TLIC: Too many single digit losses. Almost upends AP1 ND40. Unsure how to entice even season ticket holders to home games, TLIC is giving away free stock tips.

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W3)
WHO’S NOT: TLIC (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES -5 (4-5) vs JOE (5-4)
LAST MEETING:

Software is happy again and being his slutty self this week. JOE got beat down but still hanging around. KC QB Warner vs JOE QB Brees. Add KC QB/RB RON BROWN to the mix and JOE has his hands full. KC Ronnie will throw another TD pass. JOE needs some production from the RBs or they have no chance. QB BREES needs some help. KC wins and gets back into the SB playoff race.



ROSS (4-5) -2 vs BUTTA (5-4)
LAST MEETING:

ROSS is really starting to come alive and they could make a playoff run. ROSS RBs Phat Turner and DeAngelo could carry them to some victories late in the season. BUTTA gets RB AP back just in time. This should be a good one. ROSS QB Brady is ripe for a big game. Red Oak fans are really getting pumped. They will edge out Butta in a slight upset.




MONTREAL (6-3) -11 vs FLC (3-6)
LAST MEETING:

MM might be the best team in the league. ND40 has a lot to say about that but they cant deny that they have some stiff competition. Serena knows about stiff when it comes to ND. Anyway, FLC has a large mountain to climb. Its like Oprah trying to get around on one of those kids blowup bounce houses you see at a kids carnival or gym. Just ugly lookin and not right. MM RBs Rice and CJ are gonna go gangsta on FLC. FLC needs to be firing on all cylinders. Hopefully QB Romo doesn’t meet any hot blonds in Green Bay. It’s a safe bet he wont. MM all the way.





GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
ND40 (7-2) -8 vs TLIC (2-7)
LAST MEETING:

The GUT says this is really bad timing for TLIC to try to get a win. They get ND40 and a very horny Serena. ND40 has nothing left but on the football field they are energized and unstoppable right now. TLIC could pull off a huge upset but the RBs Hightower and LT must get 25 plus each. ND40 goes 8-2 and is assured SB playoff love.

AP PCS RANKS, WEEK 10

AP#1 ND40: They are making everyone look silly. Now, 7-2 and looking like the odds on favorite to wing the Cup. Serena is just what this team needed.

AP#2 MONTREAL: Demolishes JOE LOU is now as solid as a #2 as you can get.

AP#3 BUTTA: Gets his lunch handed to him by ND40. Gets a giddy ROSS team next week

AP#4 JOE LOU: Montreal shows them who is in charge. QB BREES needs help

AP#5 KC BEES: Huge win over TLIC and the Software feels they should be at least at #4

AP#6 ROSS: A great win and now looking to knock off Butta to get into SB contention

AP#7 FLC: N'Ville mayor calls FLC after loss 5 times. FLC not returning call.

AP#8 TLIC: TLIC season ticket holders want to know where Agassi got that meth. They need something right now even if chemically induced.

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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W3)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES(L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ND40 -15 (6-2) vs BUTTA (5-3)
LAST MEETING: ND40 181, BUTTA 116

The GAME OF THE WEEK features two old rivals. ND40 is the class of the league this year and seems to be getting stronger. Even when ND is out of the country the team doesn’t miss a beat. ND40 RB Gore is back and this team is scary right now. BUTTA is hot on fire but this will be a near impossible feat. ND40 QB PIMPLES, RB MJD AND GORE will be too much. The ND40 WRs are a bit inexperienced like ND40 at a Dallas strip club but it wont matter. BUTTA WRs must make up for a mess at RB. BUTTA RB AP is out with the bye and that leaves a huge problem. ND40 by 15 and this is OUR PICK OF THE WEEK.


JOE LOUIS (5-3) -1 vs MM (5-3)
LAST MEETING: JOE 176, MM 173

Back in week 2, these two clubs scores a combined 349 points. JOE won by 3 in the best game weve had all season. Looking at the game this week, its going to be another great one. The winner could be a solid AP#2. MM is finally getting the attention it deserves. JOE is still winning and with QB BREES will always be feared. MM RBs Rice and Johnson are going to give JL fits. JL QB BREES will be going all day to WR Wayne. JL WR Chad Johnson will have to play well. The JL RB are a bit suspect especially RB Stewart. The winner is in great shape going to the 2nd half of the season. This will be a close game and as much as we felt like taking MM, we feel that JOE LOU will somehow pull this off. JL by 1



FLC (3-5) -6 vs ROSS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: FLC 101, ROSS 70

The first meeting between these two was a real dog of a game. A real slop fest. Kanye taunted ROSS the week prior to the game if you remember and FLC did get over on ROSS. This week Kanye has been quiet and we are not sure why. Red Oak still has faith in their team as they have improved considerably. It’s a huge game for both teams….4-5 sounds a lot betta then 3-6 as the teams are starting to separate in the standings. Both teams have a lot of firepower going compared to week 2. ROSS QB Brady is dangerous as usual. FLC picks up QB Hasselhoff and inserts him as the starter. The FLC WRs have a nice advantage over ROSS’ WR troop. FLC WRs Colston and Roddy should be huge and ROSS doesn’t have much to stop it. ROSS RB Phat Turner should have a big game. Its gonna be a high scoring game unlike week 2 with FLC edging it out by 2 FGs




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC (3-5) -3 vs TLIC (2-6)
LAST MEETING: KC 176, TLIC 134

What a huge game for TLIC. Not only beating their rival but starting the climb to rise from the basement. Although very comfy, the basement is cold and dry…..like Elizabeth Taylor. The Software is a mess and the relationship between KC and the Software is going south…..like Rihanna sitting in a car with Chris Brown. The GUT loves this game like Halloween candy one week later. Still great. This is a very interesting game. TLIC got blown out in the first meeting but this time around its going to be a lot closer. The TLIC backfield is as shaky as Ray Finkle going for the game winning kick…..LACES OUT DAN. KC must pounce on that and ride KC RBs Ronnie and Phat Jacobs to the Promised Land. KC QB Warner to WR Fitz could really kill TLIC but they haven’t been exactly on fire. The GUT says it’s a winnable game for TLC but KC will take it by 3.

AP PCS RANKINGS, WEEK 9

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: Starting to break away from the field. This team is clearly the class of the league. Big game vs Butta this week. Serena is pregnant…..maybe

AP#2 MONTREAL: Back at AP 2. Big 5 point victory over TLIC. Huge showdown verses JOE LOUIS this week

AP#3: BUTTA: Three wins a row and the feeling of Butta Ball is back. The dominate force. Big game vs AP1 ND40.

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: Another win. They are hanging around. A win MM and they are back.

AP#5 KC BEES: Software is not talking to KC at all now. Software drunk on the cover of US magazine isn’t helping either

AP#6 FLC : Kanye is pumped for the game verses ROSS. Kayne hates Texas. FLC needs a win

AP#7 ROSS: Red Oak mayor guarantees a win vs FLC….and tells Red Oak Gazette that “Kayne is a craka. Not me”

AP#8 TLIC: A very tough 5 point loss and now must put a string of wins together. TLIC RB Slaton has left town. The basement is not quite as organized as the ND40 Basement bed and breakfast looked back in the day but its damn nice. Only thing is recliner is stuck in the reclined position and TLIC cant get out.

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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES(L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES -3 (3-4) vs BUTTA (4-3
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 112, KC 98

BUTTA won a horrible week one game. It was played in the mud in KC. This time around both teams are contending for a SB playoff spot. Both teams are on two different streaks. Two wins in a row for BUTTA. Two losses in a row for the SOFTWARE….and boy is the SOFTWARE getting crazy. Calling out KC, getting drunk, not having breakfast at Denny’s with KC…..its the usual behavior of the Software during a losing streak. BUTTA wouldn’t mind hiring a Serena of his own. He’d be getting some crazy love right now. This will be another grinding it out game. The WRs have become the strong point of both teams. If KC WR AJ is healthy KC gets the edge. BUTTA QB Aaron must have a big game. This one will be close but KC TE Dallas will be the difference. If KC loses THE SOFTWARE will be calling Andre Agassi for a little purchase of crystal meth.




JOE LOUIS (4-3) -1 vs FLC (3-4)
LAST MEETING: JOE 175, FLC 130

This is a monster game for FLC. Getting back to .500 would be huge after flirting with the TLIC basement a couple of weeks ago. JOE LOUIS could be getting just a little desperate. FLC and Kanye have been having a great week. Rolling in the minivan in N-ville and steak dinners with the Ville Mayor. We love that guy. JOE LOU QB Brees vs FLC QB Romo should produce lots of points. JL WR TO is back in action but we are not expecting much. The RBs will decide this one JL RB Marion and RB S-Jax vs FLC RB Darrren “FLC stole from TLIC” Sproles and RB Addai. In the end we give the slight edge to JOE LOUIS but this will be a high scoring affair. A whole lot of players going on MNF.



ND40 (5-2) -16 vs ROSS (3-4)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 165, ND40 139

THE BATTLE OF TEXAS is always a great matchup. In week 1, ROSS punked the present AP PCS #1 ND40. ROSS has come alive. Last weeks loss still hasn’t dampened the spirits of RED OAK. They have won 2 out of 3 and a win here puts them at .500. ND40 and Serena went to Mexico this week for a couple of days of snorkeling, parasailing and mad sex. What Dayna doesn’t know, wont hurt her but she is getting suspicious. ROSS has been hit by the Brady bye. Wrong time for that. Also, ROSS has WR Crabtree ready to go, The lineup is looking iffy but the RBs are strong as is TE Gonzo. #1 ND40 is looking ridiculously strong this week. ND40 RB Gore is back. ND40 QB Pimples is ready. ND40 RB MJD is geared up for ROSS. The pick of the week is ND40.






GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MM (4-3) -2 vs TLIC (2-5)
LAST MEETING: MM 118, TLIC 90

The GUT has been eating a lot of Campbell’s Chunky Soup. Its cheap, it has a lot of sodium and it fills you up. The GUT feels like Ladainian Tomlinson. TLIC must win this game. Its not really a must win yet but they really need to win. MM RBs T-Jones and Chris Johnson will be tough to stop. TLIC brings RB LT and Slaton to the table and we think they finally to do something big. The GUT looks at this game and sees a possible upset. The TLIC lineup looks strong but will they follow through. The GUT says no bit it will be mighty close. If TLIC loses and goes to 2-6 they must win out to have any shot at SB playoff love.

AP PCS RANKINGS, WEEK 8

AP#1 ND40: They are back on top after a huge victory over The Software. Serena is back on top as well. Its safe to say ND40 may not be able to get it up until week 8. That said, ND40 is AP1 and were headed to November here. Something special is brewing in North Texas.

AP#2 BUTTAFUOCO: Their highest regular season ranking in quite a while. Butta wants to hit the bars with The Software but KC will not allow it.

AP#3 MONTREAL: MM loses the AP1 ranking for now. The leagues most disrespected team is looking to hire a consultant such as a Serena or Kanye but the dont want to pay another high dolla salary.

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: They barely escape an upstart ROSS bunch. Big win for them.

AP#5 KC BEES: The Software and KC at odds again. Always after 2 losses in a row, The Software gets real mouthy, gets drunk and starts talking of ripping ownership way from KC. The Software reportedly called KC a dummy. "Im the ventriloquist and hes the dummy." This is such a Mike Tyson/Robin Givens relationship. Stay tuned. Im sure a big win next week and all will be well.

AP#6 FLC: TMZ.COM is reporting that Kayne left bodily fluids all over the TLIC basement after being still bitter over TLIC throwing his keys at him. FLC with their biggest win of the year.

AP#7 ROSS: A great effort for ROSS who is still in the thick of a great SB playoff race. Red Oak fans are as faithful and hopeful as ever. No brown bags. Just beards.

AP#8 TLIC: Just when he leaves, they bring him back in. 'They' is referring to one Matt Cassells. TLIC is back in the basement recliner. Unfortunatly, the Merry Maids had to come out to clean and one of them was a big Kanye fan. A bad week for TLIC

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WHO’S HOT: ROSS (W2)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-3) -8 vs ND40 (4-2)
LAST MEETING: KC BEES 156, ND40 85
2008 SERIES:KC 2-0

This is the game of the week. KC is the league’s second highest scoring team, but needs a win to avoid moving to a losing record after last week’s lucky come from behind victory by the Red Oak Sea Snakes (no offense, Ross). ND40 is third in scoring in the league, and sits atop the league standings at 4-2 with Montreal. ND has a big QB advantage with Manning against the hapless Rams. KC’s WR corps of Fitzy and Johnson will be trouble for ND, who doesn’t field a single WR who would start in most 12 team leagues. KC also has the edge at RB with Cedric and Ronnie, although Gore could have a big day for ND. ND will try to ruin KC’s week with second straight MNF come from behind victory, but the Philly defense will fall short.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
ND: Peyton Manning = Chuck Long
KC: Cedric Benson = Nick Bell

STAT ANALYSIS:

KC Bees ND40
Average weekly points 141.2 140.7
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 67-215 99-182


Pick: KC minus 8




MONTREAL (4-2) -1 vs BUTTA (3-3)
LAST MEETING: MONTREAL 184, BUTTA 139
2008 SERIES: MONTREAL 2-0

AP #1 MM is tries to avoid a letdown after a huge 200+ point week. Butta tries to jump above .500 with a win this week. Both QBs play against crappy teams, but Butta has the edge with Rodgers this week. MM’s WRs will come up big, though. Moss and Braylon will be solid, but Heinz will have a big day against the Vikes, and could be the difference in this matchup. All four starting RBs in this matchup are playing games away from home. Butta hopes to ride AP home to victory against a Pitt def, but Thomas Jones may be just enough for MM to sneak away with another “W” and stay at AP #1.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
MM: Phillip Rivers = Mark Vlasic
Butta: Nate Kaeding = Nate Kaeding

STAT ANALYSIS:

MM Butta
Average weekly points 153.3 125.8
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 72-234 53-199


Pick: MM minus 2




ROSS (3-3) -10 vs JOE LOUIS (3-3)
LAST MEETING: JOE 148, ROSS 98
LAST SEASON SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

Ross comes in with the league’s longest winning streak (W2). JL tries to bounce back from a 90 point showing in Week 6. This matchup is the QB delight of the week: Brady vs. Brees. Both of these guys could ring up 70 fantasy points in a given week and are enough to be the difference in this matchup. We give the edge to Ross and Brady since they are up against a weak TB defense. JL will get a big game from WRs Wayne and Chad 85, and will need it due to Ross’ advantage at RB. If the QBs don’t go too crazy in this one, Ross’ RBs D’Angelo and Turner will be the difference in this matchup. As much as I hate to do this after Ross’ win over KC last week, I have to pick him to move to 4-3.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
JL: Reggie Wayne = Quinn Early
Ross: Tony Gonzalez = Dallas Clark

STAT ANALYSIS:

JL Ross
Average weekly points 133.3 118.5
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 56-211 31-206


Pick: Ross minus 10



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
FLC (2-4) -1 vs TLIC (2-4)
LAST MEETING: FLC 133, TLIC 90
LAST SEASON SERIES: FLC 2-0

These two teams come in hungry for a win. The QB battle will be good with Eli vs. Favre. Eli will be solid; Favre is due for a return to the interception passer that we all know and love. He’s playing at Pitt and Troy Polamalu. The RB battle will be a pretty even one, with LT and Forte cancelling each other out. The difference in this matchup will be the WRs. Can Roddy and Colston outscore TLIC’s Jennings and Steve Smith (the other one)? We think they can. Both teams come in at 2-4; the only thing I can guarantee is that the loser will be in last place in the league. Edge to FLC.

HAWKEYE COMPARISONS:
TLIC: LaDanian Tomlinson = Ronnie Harmon
FLC: Eli Manning = Jim Hartlieb (both are little brothers to a better QB)

STAT ANALYSIS:

TLIC FLC
Average weekly points 123.2 116.2
95% Confidence Interval on expected future point total 75-171 86-146


Pick: FLC minus 1

AP PCS RANKINGS 10/20/09

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 MONTREAL: The disrespected team hits AP PCS #1 beat from #1 ND40. MM caused ND40’s bedroom to be Serena-less at least for this week.

AP#2 ND40: With ND40 in Serena’s doghouse, he has gone back to watching porn titled, “Big Black Booty Attack 7”.

AP#3: KC BEES: With the devastating loss to ROSS, Software has considered rehab at KC’s request.

AP#4 BUTTA: BUTTAs best performance of the year. Reportedly called Favre to talk shizzle about TLIC.

AP#5 JOE LOUIS: BUTTAPICKS.COM predicted the loss but not the benching of QB Drew

AP#6 ROSS: Sea Snake FEVER is back in RED OAK. The town is lit up in team colors and clip on beards are on everyone. Even the rabbi’s and nuns in town are sporting.

AP#7 TLIC: As reported by TMZ.COM TLIC threw a set of keys at Kanye at a club. Duplicate basement keys.

AP#8 FLC: We are aren’t going to tell you what Kanye has done to the basement recliner. TLIC, FLC and Kanye living together is a VH-1 reality show in the making.

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W4)
WHO’S NOT: BUTTA (L2)


GAME OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (3-2) -11 vs ND40 (4-1)
LAST MEETING: MONTREAL 145, ND40 135
2008 SERIES: MM 2-0


What in the name of Jimmy the Greek is going on with this Guest Butta pick? According to the Yahoo! matchup, ND40 oz. wins by three. Don’t be fooled, folks. ND40 at -3 is a sucker’s bet. It’s the kind of bet that causes FLC to give $20 to his co-worker heading to Vegas, confident in an ND40 oz. cover. It’s the kind of line that the I-O-W-A Hockeyes were getting the last two weeks. Seriously – Iowa – 21.5 against Arkansas State and -9 against Meatchicken? ND40 wishes he was in Vegas the last two weeks. He sucks at betting – just ask T who had to listen to him bitch and moan in St. Louis after losing very quickly in blackjack. But, ND40 oz. would have put money on both Arkansas State and the Cheatin’ Rodriguezes to beat the spread. And, he would have won.

But, back to the game analysis. ND40 oz. is very, very nervous. Serena has been placated the last four weeks with two low-stress wins and two games pulled out of the fire by Pimples Manning. Her love-making has been gentle, and she’s even been willing to cuddle afterwards. But, it ends this week. ND40 oz. is about to get exposed by a very solid Montreal Machine, and it’s going to suck coming home Sunday night. I’m thinking that Serena starts with the yelling, smashes a few tennis rackets on the floor, and threatens to jam tennis balls into areas of the anatomy not intended for such things. Then, she’ll call sister Venus, who will come at ND40 oz. like a spider monkey. It’s not like ND40 oz. can even soothe the sisters with highlights of the Miami Dolphins game and those wacky Wildcat plays – it’s a friggin’ bye week.

I think that Big Ben and Braylon Edwards make the difference in this game, as the other matchups are pretty even. Yes, ND40 oz. has Santonio in for the Steelers, but Big Ben loves his Hines, his Heath, and he’ll distribute the ball enough to keep Santonio from helping to dent MM’s score. The Braylon pickup is solid. How would you like to go from a horrible Cleveland team, where the winning quarterback just went 2-for-17, and A.J. Hawk’s wife’s brother is apparently selling his house. I don’t think that Braylon-to-the-Jets has exactly the same stature as when Randy Moss went to New England, but that’s going to be a very solid play for MM for the rest of the season.

ND40 oz. is playing with backups, who will probably have okay, but not great games. One wild card could be MJD against a terrible St. Louis team. Yahoo! is projecting big points, which generally don’t come to fruition unless you’re Pimples Manning this year. ND40 is intrigued by the first start of Kevin Jones. It’s not that he’s expecting greatness, but who knows?

It’s been a fun ride for ND40 oz. so far this year. ND40 oz. is hoping that the fans (and Serena) will remember the fact that the team is assured of a winning record in the first half of the season, and has managed to get through the first two weeks of October with W’s. Hopefully, the return of Pimples, a healthy Frank Gore, and Witten in Week 7 will mean good things in another huge game against KC.





BUTTA (2-3) -4 vs FLC (2-3)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 137, FLC 118
2008 SERIES: BUTTA 2-0

Kanye is conflicted. He really likes Butta and the way he rolls. He has nothing really bad to say this week. There was one problem though. On the flight back to Chicago, Kayne and FLC both flew first class together. Northwest Airlines with 6 connections if you must know. The flight attendant (airline waitress) was passing out hot towels after their terrible meal. The flight attendant proceeds to say, “Here is your towel, Mr Skerf.”. Kanye went off. Both FLC and Kanye verbally abused her like a Jim Hasslett/Aaron Brooks domestic situation. Both BUTTA and FLC have really had an up and down campaign this year. Its a battle of 2 and 3’s. The winner goes to .500 and still has eyes on the SB playoffs. The loser has some digging to do and has one foot in the TB playoff grave. Kayne went off on the step-dad last week as he had his FLCs back. The step-dad is defeated but has takin a liking to the East Coast rap scene. Step-dad has a new name . They call him ,“Ol’ Dirty Wanna-B Skerf Dawg”. Kanye is not sure what to think of that development. FLC QB Eli vs BUTTA QB Aaron is going to be the difference. Both RBs and WRs are really even in this matchup. This one rides on BUTTA TO wanna-be WR Marshall on MNF. Butta by 4.





KC BEES (3-2) -8 vs ROSS (2-3)
LAST MEETING: KC 129, ROSS 105
LAST SEASON SERIES: KC 2-0

The Red Oak faithful verses the SOFTWARE. How bout ROSS? A huge victory last week. Eye of Tiger. ROSS is at 2-3 and a win this week would create havoc in Red Oak. KC had yet another come from behind victory. They are sitting pretty and the SOFTWARE has really turned into quite the celebrity this year. TMZ.com is reporting that there is a XXX video circulating that shows Paris Hilton and The Software on vacation in Mexico. The two taped themselves having relations. The video is being dubbed, “Software Download In Paris”. KC is now in the middle of a public relations nightmare. KC is without TE CLARK and RB RONNIE. KC RB BENSON will be just fine though. KC WRs are dominate and will hurt ROSS like Clubber Lang hurt Rocky in the first fight. ROSS has a chance in this game though, folks. They just need to click on all cylinders. KC RB Phat Jacobs vs ROSS RB Ahmad “Don’t call me Rashad” Bradshaw. We love RB Ahmad and it’s a very interesting matchup verses the hefty KC RB Jacobs. Then, you have HEFTY ROSS RB Phat Turner, who we feel is turning the corner. How much can RB Jacobs, RB Turner and Oprah collectively eat? A lot. KC wins by 8 but ROSS is sneaky play here with a pissed off QB Tom.




GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
TLIC (1-4) -1 vs JOE (3-2)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 184, TLIC 152
LAST SEASON SERIES: SPLIT 1-1

TLIC in the GUT PICK again. Its like Captain with Coke, Peanut butter with da jelly, ND40 with Serena, Ol Dirty Wanna-B Skerf with an argument. The TLIC basement has the George Foreman heatin up every night. He even signed his name on it. JOE LOUIS has a little QB contro going on. QB Brees and QB Donovan arguing like school girls. Folks, believe it or not, GUT is having trouble with this one. The GUT thinks the JOEs look flat this week and TLIC is hungry…like the GUT at a Kansas City area BBQ. GUT says TLIC wins and causes a possible basement lease fiasco.