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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W8)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L3)

FOUR WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON. POINTS! EVERYONE NEEDS POINTS except for TLIC.

GAME O’ THE WEEK
AP1 TLIC (9-1) -10 vs AP2 BUTTA (5-5)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 172, BUTTA 132

AP1-AP2. BUTTA-TLIC. Weve seen this before. TLIC has pretty much clinched the regular season CHAMPIONSHIP. BUTTA needs some separation. Many would say the MM-FLC tussle is the GOTW but you cant ever go wrong with this matchup….Except a high scoring affair, like Tony Parker and one of his teammates wives. Its true! Read it online! TLIC takes this one because the Uncle Mo shows no slowin yet.


MM (5-5) -3 vs FLC (5-5)
LAST MEETING: FLC 136, MM 124

A huge game for both. The winner gets ever so closer to a SB playoff berth. MM has made great strides to get back in the hunt. FLC is still hanging around as well. The winner has a great shot at SB playoff life. MM’s Johnson WRs will be tough but we don’t see QB Brady losing this game. FLC by 3


KC BEES (4-6) -9 vs ND40 (3-7)
LAST SEASON: KC 169, ND40 149

KC QB Vick just saved the Software’s season. Software wants to take credit for the Vick acquisition. KC says Software had nothing to do with it. Here we go again. The two just cant feel the love for one another. Just when ND40 crawls out of the basement with Serena, she pulls him back in. Once you go pasty, you never go back.....ummm outside. An ND40 loss would be devastating to their hopes….as devastating as Brandi losing to Bristol the Pistol. Know what Im sayin’. KC is really looking like they are going to make some noise in the last 4 weeks of regular season play and we take em.


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
HOGFODDER (4-6) -1 vs ROSS (5-5)
LAST SEASON: ROSS 121, HF 67

“Slip slidin away. Slip slidin away. You know the nearer your destination…the more youre slip sliding away”, sang Eldon Wright, a part-time worker at the Ace Hardware in Red Oak. The Red Oak faithful should not get too down. Still at 5-5 they are in it. The three game losing skid really needs to end though. HOGS are turning the corner with a nice win last week. At 4-6, they gotta take this GUT game. After that great Pork sandwich GUT had for lunch…….. The GUT likes Hogs in this one.

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WHO’S HOT: TLIC (W7), FLC, BUTTA (W2)
WHO’S NOT: KC BEES (L4), HOGFATHER (L3)

FIVE WEEKS LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON

GAME O’ THE WEEK
ND40 (3-5) -1 vs HOGS (3-5)
LAST MEETING: HOGDADDY 140, ND40 135

ND40 is not dead. Serena found that out last night. HOGS are having issues and need to right the ship starting NOW. This is a MUST WIN game unless you strive for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs. This will be a dandy of a ball game. The loser has major issues ahead. We feel like ND40 Pimp somehow pulls this out. Will QB Pennington find HG WR B-Marshall often? Tough to say. ND40 wins with 1 second left.


TLICIOUS (8-1) -20 vs ROSS (5-4)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 163, ROSS 107

“ROSS is a big tease.” That is what 9 yr old Red Oak native, Jess Christenson said after leaving the stadium on Sunday. ROSS controlled their destiny at AP2 just 3 weeks ago. That control has disappeared like Tiger picking up one of those “escort” cards on the Las Vegas strip. The town still believes though. Clip-on beards still sported by everyone from kindergarten teachers to the oldest of nuns. ROSS is still in this thing. The attitude is still positive.. TLIC has the REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP well in sight. In fact, they are bored…..like Kurt watching womens basketball…..oh wait..nevermind. TLIC takes even more wind out of ROSS’ sails. TLIC by 20



BUTTA (5-4) -4 vs MONTREAL (4-5)
LAST SEASON: BUTTA 166, MM 113

BUTTA at AP2. The Evil Empire being evil. They wont go away. MM is right in thick of it. Butta’s WRs are as suspect as Ellen saying she likes men.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
KC BEES (3-6) -10 vs FLC (5-4)
LAST SEASON: FLC 158, KC 148

OH man, is the SOFTWARE pissed. 4 game losing streak. The SOFTWARE is so furious at KC. I mean….its bad……real bad. SOFTWARE is blaming KC for everything. When KC plays, the other team blows up but SOFTWARE doesn’t care. Hes drunk. Hes got prostitutes. Hes smoking cigars again. And hes pissed. This is worse than John Daly…doing anything. FLC has a SCHERF CUP and is right where Kanye wants him to be. KC without Brees but GUT cant imagine what SOFTWARE will do if they lose. GUT hopes for a KC win.