What was "Software's" reaction to KC winning $400?

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

History of Rap

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

BUTTA PICKS...WEEK 2



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WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W8), TLIC (5-0-1)
WHO’S NOT: KC (L4)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ROSS (1-0) -1 vs ND40 (0-1)
LAST SEASON: 1-1

THE BATTLE OF TEXAS ALWAYS IS A GREAT ONE. ROSS is flying high right now. 1-0 out of the gates. Red Oak is waving Snakes flags all over town. Everyone seems to have ROSS gear on in the streets. At the local Gentleman’s establishment, the ladies are wearing ROSS G’s. Its crazy. ND40 gets punked at the end by FLC to lose this years first Scherf Extravaganza. They played a great game and Serena never lets up, so expect a tough game from ND40 once again. What a great matchup. ND40 QB Pimples vs ROSS QB Eli. Head to Head. ND40 WR MOSS is being a fool again heading into this game. Not good for ND40. ROSS RB MJD is looking for a big game. This will be a high scoring affair. The Manning QB duel is huge but both teams have great running games as well. We like ND40 RBs TURNER AND MCCOY to give ROSS RB MJD/Charles a good run for their money. Close game folks. We think ROSS has some Uncle Mo. We take them by 1.




AP1 TLIC (1-0) -3 vs MM (0-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: MM 2-0

Well look at TLIC. AP1 out of the gates. Its been a while. They went crazy on the Software. MM had a rough first week and a motivated TLIC will not make matters better. TLIC seems to have faith in RB McFadden. TLIC RB Arian takes a seat and he is not happy. This could get interesting. TLIC gives qb Romo the start which is always an adventure. MM QB Rivers needs to play well to stay in this one. MM RBs Mathews/Jackson keep it close but TLIC gets by 3



KC BEES (0-1) -7 vs BUTTA (1-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: BUTTA 2-0

BUTTA played an ugly,ugly game last week. Somehow they get a W. KC played a great game but take the loss. Now the Software is a little nervous. They go 0-2 and he will come down on KC hard. Things will not be good. KC looks strong this week with QB Brees, WR Austin, WR Wayne and TE Davis. BUTTA needs QB Rodgers to hit WR Jennings and TE JerMike Finley often. Also, if BUTTA RB Gore doesn’t bring it, they have no chance. Butta’s 8 game streak comes to an end. KC wins by at least a TD. Software gonna get drunk on Monday night.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
FLC (1-0) -3 vs HOGFATHER(0-1)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NONE

The GUT had a huge lunch. Buffet. This game is like a Buffet. Hogs looking for win #1. FLC and Kanye trying to pick up moms in Naperville all week took a toll on the town. Nothing like hot moms being told to stay inside after dark. The GUT features an FLC club that is eyeing AP1. HOGS are going to play much better. GUT loves RB Rice this week but something tells us FLC is going to win another one. GUT SAYS FLC BY 3

Saturday, September 11, 2010

BUTTA PICKS WEEK 1




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We are back! Year 12 of PASTYGANGSTA FOOTBALL. Its ridiculous! Its SCHERF BOWL WEEK….ALREADY…………..



WHO’S HOT: BUTTA (W7), TLIC (4-0-1)
WHO’S NOT: ROSS (L2), KC (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
SCHERF BOWL
ND40 (0-0) -6 vs FLC (0-0)
LAST SEASON: ND40 WINS SCHERF CUP 2-0
LIFE TIME SCHERF WINS: ND40 12, FLC 10
CUPS WON: ND40 6, FLC 5

First time ever, a SCHERF BOWL in Week 1. ND40, Serena and their fans were not happy about a week 1 matchup. ND40 was quoted saying, “You cant have a SCHERF BOWL in Week 1. It’s like if I just took Serena with zero foreplay. Its too fast. We need to ease into it and than BAM……SCHERF BOWL. This will be voted on next year. No more SCHERF BOWL in week 1. Too quick of an organism. The season didn’t even start!!” FLC and Kanye are looking for a better season. You cant roll together in Naperville in a mini-van with a losing season anymore. Hot Nville moms aint having that. ND40 has the cup. Presently the score is FLC 35, ND40 13. FLC TE Shiancoe goes nuts. FLC RB AP was ok….just ok. ND40 is very close to catching TLIC in overall wins and comes off a Butta Beating in SB XI. This battle puts FLC QB Brady vs ND40 QB Pimples yet again. Always a great matchup. We like the ND40 RB Spiller/McCoy tandem to surprise FLC like Oprah eating a salad with no dressing. FLC dosent see it coming. ND40 takes this by 6.



KC BEES (0-0) -8 vs TLIC (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: KC 2-0

Always a classic. The TLIC/KC game is greatness. KC owned TLIC last year. The Software was dancing in the streets after putting up 218 in one of the matchups last year. KC QB BREES put up a nice 33 so they have the lead. This week we are not confident in TLIC QB Romo or the TLIC WR trio. TLIC RB Chris J has a big load to carry…like Dom DeLuise running a triathlon. KC and The software have plenty going for them to win another on TLIC. Look out for KC TE Vernon to go gangsta. KC by 8.



HOGFATHER (0-0) -11 vs BUTTA (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: NONE

Welcome to the Hogfather. This franchise has seen STEEL and JOE LOUIS run away. JL won a SB CHAMPIONSHIP. Now the Hog takes over and we hope he stays for years to come. World Champion Butta had a SB hangover draft. So, its Hogs inaugural game verses the Evil Empire. Butta brings back QB Aaron Rodgers back into the fold to try to repeat. HF QB Charles Schwab is going to have a big year and you have to like him going into this game. We like what The Father has cooking. RB Rice if goimg to go off. This one is decided on the MNF matchup of BUTTA WR JOHNNY KNOXVILLE vs. HF WR BOWE. BUTTA is a slow starter and HF inaugural game. Hogs win. We think HF is just stronger overall and we take them by 11.

GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
MONTREAL (0-0) -1 vs ROSS (0-0)
LAST SEASON MEETING: MM 2-0

How about this little ditty? The cursed MM vs Red Oak. The ROSS fans are excited. So excited. ROSS relinquished his control during the draft like Lindsay Lohan having someone else smoke the crackpipe. Its good but not as good as doing it yourself. The Red Oak faithful love the team this year as do we. No paper bags at any of the preseason games. This team is for real. MONTREAL is always a high-scoring power in the regular season. ROSS is confident in QB Cutler like Eldrick Tiger Woods is at DA CLUB. The GUT loves this game. It just seems like crazy game with lots of turnovers in the mud. If ROSS can stop MM WR Andre they win this thing. THE GUT SAYS MM by an extra point.