What was "Software's" reaction to KC winning $400?

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

2010 DRAFT ORDER FOR KC

2010 DRAFT ORDER
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1. TLICIOUS
2. JOE LOU
3. FLC
4. ROSS
5. KC or MM (MM gets to pick which spot)
6. KC or MM
7. ND40
8. BUTTA

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

BUTTA PICKS 14

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W7), BUTTA (W4)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L6), ROSS (L4)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ND40 (11-2) -2 vs KC (6-6-1)
LAST MEETING: ND40 168, KC 151

The Software is pumped. KC is not, only because they could get ND40 two times in a row. ND40 has wrapped up their first REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP. Serena went shopping with Dayna which was a little awkward for ND. Folks, we’ll get right to it. KC wins and they are in. If they lose, and JOE loses they are still in. We think this will be a high scoring affair but even though it is a meaningless game for ND40 they still win a close ballgame.



JOE LOU (6-7) -7 vs ROSS (4-9)
LAST MEETING: JOE LOU 137, ROSS 121

JOU has never been relegated to the Toilet Bowl playoffs. The DEFENDING SB CHAMPS need a win and a KC loss or they will probably face AP8 FLC/KANYE in the first round of TB playoffs. JOE QB Brees and WR Wayne will be too much for QB Joe Flacco and company. ROSS will need big production from RB Steve Jackson and THAT wacky cast of WRs in Red Oak. JOE BY 7


MONTREAL (8-4-1 ) -4 vs BUTTA (9-4)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 177, MONTREAL 127

Winner gets AP2 and #2 SEED. These two will face each other in round 1 no matter what. This one will just look good for the record books and set the tone for the playoff battle next week. MM RB C-JOHNSON gonna run wild! MM by 4


GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
TLICIOUS (4-9) -3 vs FLC (3-10)
LAST MEETING: FLC 160, TLIC 111

TLIC is like Marah on Fiah. They could be a #2 seed in the TB playoffs. What a turnaround folks! The GUT loves TLIC like Tiger loves a cocktail waitress……and a partygirl……..and a cocktail waitress. Gut CANT BET against TLIC right now…….

See you next week for ROUND 1 OF THE SB AND TB PLAYOFFS

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

AP PCS 14

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS: SCHERF BOWL CHAMPIONS. Only one for more to complete the trifecta. Serena made ND40 get freaky the past couple of nights. All is well in North Dallas.

AP#2 BUTTAFUOCO: The Evil Empire has quietly hit AP2. They get MM this week and probably MM in first round of SB playoffs.

AP#3: MONTREAL: Couldn’t beat ND40. Now get Butta two weeks in a row. Tough road but they are salivating at a rematch with ND40 in the SUPA BOWL.

AP#4 KC BEES: Software has set themselves up for the 4 spot nicely. Now must get past the Regular Season Champs to face them yet again in round 1.

AP#5 JOE LOU: An obvious must win. They get a reeling ROSS. Software has offered ROSS a hefty reward for a win…..and lots of women…Tiger’s broads.

AP#6 TLIC : TLIC has done it. Their highest ranking of the year. A 2 game win streak. The odds on fav to win the Toilet Bowl Championship. And no more basement

AP#7 ROSS: ROSS is already eyeing some high priced items since SOFTWARE has promised many luxuries if they beat JOE LOU. ROSS had promise this year but is falling apart in the second half of the season.

AP#8 FLC : Kayne and FLC playing Rock Band on the Wii in the basement. Not what TLIC envisioned for the future of the basement.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

BUTTA PICKS 13

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WHO’S HOT: ND40 (W6), BUTTA (W3)
WHO’S NOT: FLC (L5), ROSS (L3)


GAME OF THE WEEK
ND40 (10-2) -5 vs MM (8-3-1)
LAST MEETING: MM 224, ND40 130

MM put up 224 on ND40 in the last meeting. Folks, this is the big one. The best regular season matchup left on the board until the SB-TB playoffs. MM still has hopes for their second REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP in a row. Serena says she will stick balls right down MM’s gullet. TMZ.COM is reporting that fame has gotten to ND40 and Serena. Serena crashes the car. ND40 has a tennis racket in hand at the scene. We don’t know what to make of it. MM meanwhile just stays out of the headlines and keeps putting up wins and ties. Folks, ND40 QB Pimples and RB MJD will out last MM and setup a possible SUPA BOWL bonanza. ND40 by 5



TLICIOUS (3-9) -7 vs JOE LOU (6-6)
LAST MEETING: TLIC 137, JOE LOU 90

Folks, Tlic is gaining momentum like Elin Woods with a 3 wood. Run and get the heck out of there, JOE LOU. JOE LOU is barely hanging on, like Dr Phil almost trying to help someone. Huge game for TLIC, JOE and KC. TLIC can break out of the basement for good. JOE with a win ,can hold off KC for another week. A JL loss and door is open for KC. We love TLIC this week. JL QB Brees wont be enough yet again. TLIC by 7.



KC BEES (5-6-1) -9 vs ROSS (4-8)
LAST MEETING: ROSS 178, KC 168

The Software is good friends with both Tiger Woods and Elin. He is torn. Software’s celeb status puts him in the middle of a sticky situation. Software needs to put this behind him and get ready for the game. KC is not happy with the Software’s lack of focus. Software is never happy with KC so it doesn’t matter. ROSS had potential but a 3 game losing streak has sunk the SB playoff hopes like Oprah taking the last bite of some cheesecake. KC gets the edge in this one due to the WR matchup. KC sneaks in a win and makes week 14 real interesting.



GUT PICK OF THE WEEK
BUTTA (8-4) -3 vs FLC (3-9)
LAST MEETING: BUTTA 189, FLC 115

BUTTA is playing for SB playoff position. FLC is trying to avoid the basement like Tiger trying to avoid a slumpbuster at a crowded LA night club. Slumpbusters are for poor white guys like Mark Grace. This game has less meaning than a naughty Tiger text message. The GUT is more interested in chips ahoy cookies (reduced fat) than this game…..HOWEVER, THE GUT sees a winning streak verses a losing streak and loves the Evil Empire by 3.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

AP PCS 13

AP PCS POLL

AP#1 ND40: SCHERF BOWL CHAMPIONS. The big one this week vs MONTREAL. TMZ.com is reporting that Serena backed her car out of ND40s garage at 3am and crashed. She had no shoes on and ND40 broke the window with a tennis racket to save her. Serena was bloodied like a guy after a fight with Patrick Swayze in ‘Road House’. More news on this during butta picks.

AP#2 MONTREAL: The tie really hurts MMs chances of a REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP. Still the ND40-MM matchup is here and could be a SUPA BOWL PREVIEW.

AP#3: BUTTA: The Evil Empire makes quick work of JOE LOUIS even with QB Brees working it on MNF. They clinch a SB playoff spot,

AP#4 JOE LOUIS: KC’s tie helps JL breath easier but with 2 weeks remaining this is a wide open playoff race.

AP#5 KC BEES: Software is pumped and now its time to turn it on. They get a hurting ROSS squad this week.

AP#6 ROSS: ROSS riding a 3 game losing streak is pretty much done and gearing up for Toilet Bowl action

AP#7 TLIC: TLIC puts it together and now gains momentum heading into the Toilet Tournament. Looking to pass ROSS in the standings

AP#8 FLC : Kayne is just pissed right now. Sharing the basement with TLIC for at least this week and the race card is flying around like Johnnie Cochran at an OJ trial.