Brooke Hogan at DRAFTWEEKEND?

It was in the news (CNN) recently that Brooke Hogan is looking for work via her My Space page. Public appearances, horrible singing, stripping...whatever. She is looking for work and you can get more info on her My Space thingy. Anyway, our St Louis host thought that would be perfect for our annual DRAFTWEEKEND especially this year in the Lou. So, fellas....if we can get her at $10,000 for the weekend, we could split it 5 ways. This years 5 DRAFTWEEKEND participants just need to come up with $2000. Just think, she can work our DRAFTBOARD for us during the draft. Think about it, fellas.

ND40 and Brooke drinking rum and cokes together..........

DRAFTWEEKEND UPDATE

Thursday night, August 21st arrive

Friday morning: Golf

afternoon: check into Harrahs. We have 2 rooms booked for 2 nights. We will split all hotel costs.

night: Draft starts when KC Bees gets to Harrahs (probably later than the usual time)

Saturday: Cardinals vs Braves

Sunday: home

Tlicious has details.

2008 Pasty Gangsta Milestones

AP#1 FLC: The pressure is on in '08. It took 9 years, now the League Champ must continue. FLC needs one win for 60 wins overall.

AP#2 BUTTA: America's Team got to the big dance but did not get the 5th ring. "One for the Thumb" is next year rally cry. Butta has 94 wins. Only 6 more for the 100th victory.

AP#3 JOE LOUIS: The 2007 Regular Season Champ learned the hard way in the 1st round of the SB Playoffs. Debuted with a 13-3 record. Not too shabby.

AP#4 KC BEES: Oh, the software will be back in action. Had a dreadful playoff after a fabulous regular season. KC needs 5 wins to hit 70 lifetime.

AP#5 TLICIOUS: The Toilet Bowl Champ gets the #1 pick this year. Needs 8 wins for 90 wins overall.

AP#6 ND40: Now, 0-4 in Toilet Bowls. Had a horrible year but broke out at the end to salvage AP6

AP#7 MONTREAL: Remember, this crazy bunch. Put up mad points all year but lost all the time. Has 46 wins overall. Looking for the big 50.

AP#8 ROSS: Pressure is on big time in Red Oak. ROSS is under the gun. The 2006 dream season is now a distant memory. 61 wins overall.

Report: ND40 COMMITS TO DRAFTWEEKEND2008

(AP) ND40 owner/GM/Coach Kurt Scherf has officially commited to DRAFTWEEKENDSTLOUIS2008 by purchasing his airplane ticket. "We have never missed a DRAFT WEEKEND and we never will" said ND40 in his weekly press conference. "I only paid $89. Nobody gets a deal like that but me." Other who have verbal committments include, Toilet Bowl Champion TLICIOUS (host), Regular Season Champ JOE LOUIS, Supa Bowl Runner Up BUTTAFUOCO and KC Bees.

"The goal of this DRAFTWEEKEND is to make everyone forgot this whole 13 dollars thing. Im sick and tired of it. This year I'm only bringing 20's and 100's." Scherf said with a bit of frustration. Other Pastygangta league members were a bit skeptical after listening to the presser that was televised on ESPN THE QUATRO. "ND40 thinks that one year will erase all the memories. That figures. He has always underestimated us," said TLICIOUS. JOE LOUIS questioned the whole issue. "I dont know this guy and organIzation very well but Im fine with it (the 13 dollar incident). Hell, I once paid $2.50 to see the Lions play," uttered J-LOUIS.

ND40 comes into the season with an overall record of 68-75-1, one SUPA BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP and 5 SCHERF CUPS.

DRAFTWEEKEND starts on Friday August 22.

DRAFT BOARD on order

Got the "mailer" from the DRAFT BOARD people and that big piece of paper is on order